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Sometimes you see things that are just…. wrong.
And that’s what I saw the other day. A product that’s beyond wrong and well on its way to horrifying.
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For the love of all that’s holy, no.
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Ack!
Who in their right mind would purchase this abomination?
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I’m going to have nightmares about this, I just know it.
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River's world..... 
Aww – so cute!
Hey why not make a video with you ripping those cute furry hands off and then lastly the head, put the video outside with it playing over and over repeating? You know – as a warning.
Nah – – that won’t work
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Your idea has merit…..
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Just imagine the massage you can get from 4 han… (uhh) – claws.
Yeah – never mind
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I’d rather not.
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ahh another squirrelzilla. now that is a movie i don’t want to see. Except mabey the part where hawkzilla saves us all… just sayin.
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I had a hawk on the roof yesterday and one on the lawn an hour ago. They’re total slackers!
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lol
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“Skwirl”, by H. R. Giger…
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Halloween has come early. Plant each of the pieces in the ground like it’s rising from the dead as a warning to Mama Red. 🙂
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That could work. Although the thought of zombie red squirrels is freakin’ terrifying.
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May I point out the nearly five star review? What is wrong with people? She asked rhetorically.
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I can’t imagine why anyone would need this.
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Not need… waaaant. Doubly so now that I know it bothers people!!!
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What the f***!?
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I know. So weird….
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I also want the horse head squirrel feeder from Archie McPhee… but don’t want to risk the squirrels becoming cat food.
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I wouldn’t want one, but I do find it rather amusing in a perverse sort of way.
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But to what end. What are you supposed to do with it.. besides terrorize children.
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I could picture college students using it at a frat party or something. Anything is funny when one is drunk enough.
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And you thought Mrs. Squirrel would use normal means of revenge??? HA!
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Momma red has an Amazon store? We’re doomed..
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$5.99!!!!
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I would!!
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But…. why?
🥴
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Cause I enjoy dumb stuff.
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Dumb, yes. I have a screaming goat and a poop drone. But red squirrel possessed? No.
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A poop drone?!?
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Yes. My husband works for the FAA and drones are a constant headache …. it seemed appropriate.
😉
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LOL!!
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