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I spent a long over due retail therapy day with my girlfriend recently. Of all the things I’ve missed over the past year, that ranks pretty high on the list. One of our stops was Goodwill, where I saw this:
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Here’s hoping they hire someone who knows how to spell this time.
Further down the road, I saw this oddly named store.
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And something tells me they’re not talking about the corned beef variety.
At TJMaxx I found this disturbing product.
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No need to wash that blouse you’ve worn 27 times. Just give it a little spritz and be on your malodorous way.
🤢
Halfway through our shopping extravaganza… it was time for lunch. This is normally not a problem since South Portland has a plethora of restaurants. But since no one wants to go back to work, every single place we tried was understaffed and had an hour long wait. With a groan of desperation, we ended up at Red Robin where I spotted a most unappetizing burger on the menu.
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#1. Putting a burger between two pieces of greenery does not magically transform lettuce into a bun. Just, no.
And more importantly –
#2. Do not name your abomination of a burger ‘The Wedgie’. Creeping underwear issues do not make my mouth water.
(And if they make you salivate? Please exit my blog and don’t come back.)
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But it’s only 540 calories, she said in a high-pitched, nasally tone.
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Unless it’s soaked in tequila…. I’m still saying no.
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House of Hash?
Wedgie burger?
Sounds a bit like frathouse humor …
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It was a strange day…
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It’s nice to know that they’re making an attempt to serve something for the low carb crowd. Not that I would eat there. I’ve always found their food rather meh.
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I never thought I’d eat there either. Hunger made a liar out of me.
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So kale will make it on the menu now?
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Well, even I have limits.
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*** sigh…
A missed letter every now and then is not an end all.
People are allowed their share of mistakes – they’re only human.
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Personally think it was a problem with the typesetting or font – but idk, you’re only human. 😉
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But twice in one sentence, and no one noticing to correct it? That stuff drives me crazy..
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The wedgie burger, it’s called “low carb” for a reason.
***except for the onions and tomatoes – of course. LoL
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Yes. But the name….
😬
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Your adventures never cease to amaze River 😆
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Green cross = dispensary! Grandma’s secret is knock off Febreeze! Darn, no “ion” words for me to misspell!!
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I’m familiar with the green cross, just got a kick out of the name. And who would have thought that particular grandma smell came from a spray?
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LOL… yeah, I’ll take Febreeze over GMa smell!
I was laughing today as I drove past the local police station that’s now a pot shop!
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They’re popping up everywhere here as well. I never could have imagined it when I was a teenager.
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We had a street that had 8 illegal shops in the span of 2 miles. Took awhile but the city finally closed all of them and got the businesses under control. We still have a lot but nothing like 5yrs ago .
I applied to be office staff for what planned to be a major grow operation. As prep, I read up on all the regs and was surprised to learn each individual seed is tracked from harvest to production and destruction!
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Wow. That must be time consuming.
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I wonder what a Production Specialist is? Do you need a degree for that?
You are seeing some weird stuff. I probably do too, but it might go over my head lately.
So sad that people aren’t out there working and instead they’re sitting on their arses collecting a check. WTH.
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It’s Goodwill. They probably can’t spell degree.
😉
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Aren’t they the ones cracking a whip and screaming, “Produce, you lazy workers! Produce! Because there is no ‘I’ in producton!”
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Ha! Apparently some businesses take team leading a little too seriously.
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Haha! They probably are!
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Maybe the person who wrote the words was given the ol’ “There’s no I in team!” pep talk and took it a step further…
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You could be right. Or rght as the case may be….
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