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I was giving myself a pedicure the other day and Lord Dudley Mountcatten was fascinated.
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He did not however like my tools.
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When I got tired of picking it up off the floor? I quit.
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The next time I get a boo boo? I totally want to cover it with a bacon bandage.
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How hot has it been in Maine?
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Hot enough that even the turkeys are seeking shade.
And speaking of hot….
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Damn.
Now that’s hot.
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River's world..... 
There’s a meme out there somewhere that says “the world can’t be flat. If it was, cats would have knocked everything off by now.”
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Perfect! And so true…
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I save a lot of money just putting real bacon on my wounds.
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Yes. But wasting perfectly good pork product is a sin.
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Less excited about the bacon bandages, and more so about the free prize inside. Is it a scab? A raw slice of bacon? A live toad? It’s time to get on Amazon!
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My fingers are crossed for the toad.
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I was just telling Jason this morning how you are a fountain of useless information. … Till I read this.
I NEED those band-aids!!!
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We all need those band aids.
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$18 for hot sauce?!?!?!??
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I just bought two to give away for Crappy Christmas!
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Mainers don’t like spice. The duller the food the better… so it would be a perfect crappy Christmas gift up here.
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It’s extra hot.
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It doubles as a laxative so you’re getting value for money. If you sleep outside on the grass (because let’s face it, why would you sleep in bed knowing what you know?) you’d get triple value as fertiliser.
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There is a store south of us that has a huge hot sauce section and there are several sauces with that as their naming scheme. I like hot sauce, but not that hot.
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I like spicy food, but not burning hot.
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His Lordship looks intrigued, and of course he finds that tool menacing. Hence why he knocks it on the floor, or maybe he just laughs riotously inside watching his human pick it up time after time. Also, he looks like he’s permanently wearing a gray tux….lol.
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Well, he’s royalty…. and must dress accordingly.
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Apparently, the more offensive the name along with a high price and the more people want it. Note to self: come up with offensive and expensive.
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Make sure it does what it says it does, too!
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Ya know, being a lord and all, maybe he was trying to work out how to get an auto pedi. Maybe doing the scratching post thing himself is beneath him?
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Could be. I know I wouldn’t mind his little claws being filed down a bit.
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My math skills may not be the greatest, but I’m pretty sure 12/10 is impossible (unless the manufacturer has figured out how to bend the laws of physics).
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Ha! I didn’t even notice that…
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Maybe Lord Dudley wanted his nails trimmed?
Shit the bed? ON PURPOSE?
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On purpose. There’s no accounting for taste….
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