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Because if you’re here, you have nothing better to do anyway.
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I’ll start.
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Damn it…. no, I’m not. Disappointing readers is what I do best. Take that away from me and this whole blogging thing falls apart.
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Were they eavesdropping on my Scrabble games with the husband? How disturbing.
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Did I time travel and not know it? Now that’s disappointing.
Your turn.
What does your keyboard think you’re sorry for?
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River's world..... 
I’m sorry for everything I’ve ever stolen and for the one time I got caught.
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Well, at least you’re remorseful.
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I’m sorry for you feeling better now I just want you to feel bad.
Sounds like an epic punk song lyric.
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I’m sorry you’re feeling better? That’s cold.
🤣
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LOL, I’m heartless.
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I’m sorry for being late and sorry I didn’t know what I meant.
Yeah, that sounds about right…
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If you don’t know what you meant… who does?
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Your guess is as good as mine. I’m so tired I don’t know whether I’m coming or going.
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I’m sorry for not being able to get the living liver transplant.
Uhm, your game just made me sad.
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Yikes.
Don’t worry, these stupid phones are always wrong.
💕
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I am sorry my give a damn is seriously broken. And I am loving every minute of it…
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Why am I doubting that’s what it really said?
😉
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I am sorry I do not have a keyboard capable of completing this task. The crappy thing just sat there…wait…maybe it DID complete the task since there is not a damn thing I am sorry for. Whattaya know, my Keyboard and I are in complete harmony.
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And it’s rare to find that kind of symmetry these days. Congrats.
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I’m sorry for being a good friend.
What? No, I am not! That’s Wrong!
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Maybe you’re doing it wrong…?
🤣
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Being perfect I have nothing to be sorry for (except for putting THAT in writing!!!)
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Of course. You’re excused…
😉
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Sorry for being such a bitch………….yep that sounds like me.
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Ha! Well, at least you own it.
🤣
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I’m sorry for being. (period)*
*prompted by the memory of what a now long-dead acquaintance said in a store to a rude shopper who told him to get out of his way: “Pardon me for living.”
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Well, your phone is nuts. I’m very happy you’re being..
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I’m sorry for not having the kind of keyboard that offers me possible words to complete sentences, though if I had one I would throw it in the garbage. However, I am sorry for having a keyboard that occasionally throws in unwanted and totally irrelevant words, which it is suddenly not doing for this reply. Go figure!
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Phones and computers. They have a perverted sense of humor.
😉
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I’m sorry for being so late to walk me through a basic test script.
Minus the grammar, that’s exactly how my afternoon went!!
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Then, bravo phone.
👍
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I’m sorry for your loss of the season and the rest of the seasons.
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I’m sad autumn will end as well.
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