Stiff…. Part 4.

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Yes, your favorite series about dead bodies is back.

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And today’s chapter is aptly named…

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Let’s dig in, shall we?

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You have to wonder what genius first came up with that idea.

“Hmm… what should we do with great Uncle Mortimer’s remains? I know! Let’s cover him in honey and bring a chunk of his thigh to the next neighborhood potluck.”

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Honeyed urine and poop. I’m beginning to notice a trend here….

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Mummies cure farting?

You heard it here first people.

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A wandering uterus is a terrible thing…. but I would think using dung to coax it back in place would have the opposite effect, as in “Hell no Mabel. I’m outta here!”

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22 thoughts on “Stiff…. Part 4.”

      1. I’ve requested the book from my library. LOVE that place. I don’t have to buy and store books just to read them. . . . and so far? They have had everything I have requested.

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  1. Who decided they had to wait exactly 100 years? Did they test the flavour every year until it was “just right?” Imagine having the job as a taster! (Seeing as few people lived that long in those days, I guess the job was handed down from father to son to grandson…)

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