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Yes, your favorite series about dead bodies is back.
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And today’s chapter is aptly named…
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Let’s dig in, shall we?
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You have to wonder what genius first came up with that idea.
“Hmm… what should we do with great Uncle Mortimer’s remains? I know! Let’s cover him in honey and bring a chunk of his thigh to the next neighborhood potluck.”
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Honeyed urine and poop. I’m beginning to notice a trend here….
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Mummies cure farting?
You heard it here first people.
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A wandering uterus is a terrible thing…. but I would think using dung to coax it back in place would have the opposite effect, as in “Hell no Mabel. I’m outta here!”
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River's world..... 
Cathy’s checking out a copy for me today. Can’t wait.
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Ha! Glad you found it. Be sure and post a review!
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Mabel?
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Mabel is a medicinal dung user from way back….
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A uterus with a mind of its own? People have been saying that about the penis forever. “Don’t let the little head do the thinking”. Either way, keep that away from my junk.
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Junk. Have you ever wondered who came up with that term…?
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Can’t say for sure but I would bet it was a woman. The average guy thinks a little more highly of his pecker, even if he shouldn’t.
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As evidenced by the plethora of dick pics… yes.
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Huh. I’ve not heard of such a thing. Kind of puts a new spin on the idea of a ‘sweet tooth’
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I prefer my honey in tea… or on toast, but whatever.
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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I’ll need a few more bars to Name That Tune.
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I’ve requested the book from my library. LOVE that place. I don’t have to buy and store books just to read them. . . . and so far? They have had everything I have requested.
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I love libraries as well.
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is that enough?
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I’ll take Paperback Writer in 5 notes…
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I’d rather eat vomit or earwax Jelly Bellies…….🤢🤮
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And that’s saying something.
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no
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Gawd.
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Who decided they had to wait exactly 100 years? Did they test the flavour every year until it was “just right?” Imagine having the job as a taster! (Seeing as few people lived that long in those days, I guess the job was handed down from father to son to grandson…)
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You have to admire that kind of commitment.
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