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It shouldn’t surprise you to learn that it took me longer to blog about this book than it did to read it.
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To be honest, I blew through it in a day…. but I figured not everyone would enjoy that high a level of corpse saturation, so I’ve spread the snippets out over time.
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Placenta cocktail?
I can honestly say even I will never be that desperate for a drink.
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Though I could totally rock that hat..
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Powdered human penis?
The key words here are “taken with alcohol”. Geesh, I would hope so.
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And to think the only thing my husband took home all these years was post it notes.
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River's world..... 
What about those of us who adopt cannibalism for purely economic reasons?
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I think I’ll need the sequel for that…
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That is what Scotch, Rum and Gin are for.
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I have a few pens I took from work. Pens, no fifth letter involved.
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Sure, that’s what they all say…
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See my blog today….
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I have known about the placenta thing very early in life, though I always the natives in my home state ate it raw. Glad to hear they at least cooked it first.
*bleah!*
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* … though I always thought …
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I’m sure it’s an acquired taste.
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This is definitely interesting, but no thanks to the powdered penis, placenta cocktail or anything else. Crushed Beatles inbred food coloring is enough for me. At least the part I want to know about.
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In food coloring…not in bred, stupid autocorrect!
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Inbred Beatles are much more interesting!
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😝
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So Organ donors have been around for a long time and we just didn’t know it?
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Voluntarily, I hope.
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Volunteer to be the main course or just an appetizer?
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I hate to say it, but in this instance… size matters.
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The nice thing about a cadaver cocktail, though? The alcohol would double as a nice embalming fluid.
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That’s what I like about you. Always seeing the bright side…
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I knew a woman who had her placenta somehow made into powder form and then put into capsules.
Yes, she’s a loon. Even before eating her own placenta.
The cannibalism thing makes MY SKIN crawl.
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As long as she didn’t give the capsules out as party favors.
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Yet, who know if these remedies worked for something, though not necessarily what they were being used for? If Science told us for sure Boiled and Dried Placenta powder worked to prevent or cure breast cancer, I bet you would take it.
Not that I am recommending it, just curious. Who knew pennicillin could come from mouldy bread?
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If that’s a cure gut breast cancer… let’s hope they have some clever marketing.
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I have a fairly strong stomach, but hearing about a placenta smoothie practically made me retch.
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And to make it worse, I’m drinking a smoothie right now.
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I just finished mine!
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We are sisters in health.
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I wouldn’t go that far…. I’m making Philly cheesesteaks for lunch.
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I doubt even adding fresh blueberries would help with that…
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Blueberries are the worst (well, second worst after placenta). They turn your smoothies brown.
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I freeze fresh blueberries and raspberries and mix. Don’t really care about the color.
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Slightly off topic, but there’s a hormone replacement therapy for menopausal women (Premarin) that is made from pregnant horse’s urine. The ‘deculturation’ process of colonisation may have created a supposedly ‘civil’ society, but we’re so removed from our ancient lives that we’ve lost all the valuable knowledge held. Cannibalisation and placenta eating is certainly revolting, but I have to admit I believe there’s some great unknown (or lost) value of the placenta. And that hat IS pretty cool. I would ram it on my head.
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If it’s a choice between placenta, horse urine and the hat? I’m going with the hat every time.
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