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Admit it, over the years you’ve received some truly awful holiday gifts. No matter how well intended, that 1,001 Uses For Fruitcake recipe book sucked.
So this season instead of making a list of the things you want?
Make a list of the things you don’t.
I’ll start…
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I don’t want a set of cat butt coasters with strategically placed pink dots. Nope.
Not now, not ever.
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Santa’s Sweaty Sack?
Santa is everywhere this time of year, but perhaps we should try to reduce the trauma to our children and leave his odiferous sack out of the equation.
But topping the list of things I don’t want for Christmas?
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Urinal shot glasses.
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That gift is a sure way to get yourself barred from the man cave.
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River's world..... 
STOP THAT!!!
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Stop what…?
😈
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lol. You don’t read what you write? lol
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DARN IT!!!! I just sent you the cat coasters and Santa’s Sweaty Sack– maybe you can get an exchange or credit—I am sure they have other lovely things!
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You’re too thoughtful.
Really…. stop.
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Nope to All!
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My cats won’t drink off of catass coasters, or out of urinals for tiny bladders. What they might do with them I will leave to your imagination…
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I can well imagine.
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Wow… for once all the items are too tacky even for me!!
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Then my work here is done.
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Ha! I have been served some bottom shelf liquor that belonged in a urinal shot glass.
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I think we all have… but I don’t want to encourage the practice.
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I’d be flush with excitement to find those urinal shot glasses in my stocking.
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Completely bowled over?
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Pissing my pants with excitement.
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Just like a Euro-peein’, ready to take the plunge.
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Gross.Gross.Gross. Who comes up with these things?
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I don’t know, but I wish they’d stop.
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And why have I not invented something to sell? I really need to lower my goals~like to the toilet low.
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You really do.
😉
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😏😜🙃
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