Always read the reviews!

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After careful consideration… I decided I needed some festive chickens for next year’s Christmas display.

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I mean really, how could I not? They’re delightful.

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I have to admit I was a bit put off by the price. $63 per bird seemed a trifle much.

It was then I decided to read the product reviews and see if the clucking things were worth it.

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A bright light of nothingness? How could that be! They looked so wonderful in the ad.

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Well that is a seriously disappointing hen to be sure.

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It’s…. flat.

Exactly how flat?

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Flatter than my high C note when I’m singing in the shower flat.

And no one wants that.

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17 thoughts on “Always read the reviews!”

  1. I always read the reviews. How disappointing! But what an opportunity for some entrepreneurial soul – there appears to be a large market for 3 dimensional Xmas chickens… which would then lead to an entire line of holiday inspired barnyard companions…. Just saying …..

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