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After careful consideration… I decided I needed some festive chickens for next year’s Christmas display.
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I mean really, how could I not? They’re delightful.
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I have to admit I was a bit put off by the price. $63 per bird seemed a trifle much.
It was then I decided to read the product reviews and see if the clucking things were worth it.
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A bright light of nothingness? How could that be! They looked so wonderful in the ad.
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Well that is a seriously disappointing hen to be sure.
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It’s…. flat.
Exactly how flat?
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Flatter than my high C note when I’m singing in the shower flat.
And no one wants that.
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River's world..... 
At first, I thought these would be a great present for my daughter-farmer who has chickens. But noooooo. What a fraud. I’ll be sure to read the reviews!
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I’m very glad I read the reviews. I would be seriously ticked off with flat chickens.
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Wow…they don’t look flat in the promo picture. What a con, seriously. Good thing you researched this before buying.
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Total scam. And for that price? Crazy!
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Wow. If you can’t believe advertisements, the internet, or politicians . . . who can you believe???!!!
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Oprah?
🤣
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Bwahaha!
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Aw, damnit!!!
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Very disappointing.
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They’re down to $19 now. These are 2D but a far better option, add your own lights: 6 Pieces Chicken Yard Garden Decoration Chicken Yard Decor Garden Acrylic Statue Decor Hollow Out Animal Shape Decor Garden Statue Sculpture for Home Backyard Lawn https://www.amazon.com/dp/B092M3LQG7/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_X04D6ESVVCP2YMTX1GD0
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Chickens on the roof? That has potential…
😉
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😃
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HERE’s what I was looking for… easy to cover in lights!!
https://www.target.com/p/15-25-34-iron-chicken-wire-chicken-sculpture-brown-zingz-38-thingz/-/A-83796278?ref=tgt_adv_XS000000&AFID=google_pla_df&fndsrc=tgtao&DFA=71700000012577535&CPNG=PLA_Patio%2BGarden%2BShopping%7CPatio%2BGarden_Ecomm_Home&adgroup=SC_Patio%2BGarden_Furniture/Tents&LID=700000001170770pgs&LNM=PRODUCT_GROUP&network=g&device=m&location=9031094&targetid=pla-1379558438056&ds_rl=1246978&ds_rl=1247068&gclid=CjwKCAiA8bqOBhANEiwA-sIlN1G-inipEYN6Wg4rfsH-kgP4nF0miHq3ZWMh_2Wpy_TCKe1I-wQV3RoCt4QQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds
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Oh yes.
Me like!
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I always read the reviews. How disappointing! But what an opportunity for some entrepreneurial soul – there appears to be a large market for 3 dimensional Xmas chickens… which would then lead to an entire line of holiday inspired barnyard companions…. Just saying …..
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Pigs. Cows. Goats.
I’m in!
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Stick to flamingos. They aren’t flat!
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