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Tired of giving the same old saccharine sweet and sappy Valentines Day card to your other half?
I’ve got you.
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Take that Hallmark!
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I live in Maine. Birthplace and home of Stephen King. It’s perfect!
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I never did like that song.
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If that doesn’t melt their heart, I don’t know what will.
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River's world..... 
Now that I have cats, telling someone (on a Valentine’s card or otherwise) that “you are like a clean litter box” is a genuine compliment.
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Cats. They definitely change your perspective.
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And my leisurely mornings. A quiet and relaxed coffee and crossword? What’s that? 🥲
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I’m sure I don’t know…
😉
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I swear Otto can hear my muscles relaxing. Time to go to work!
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They do keep us on our toes.
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I wish I’d had access to that kitty cat card years ago…
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I do what I can, when I can.
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Cathy and I are both Stephen King fans. I’ll be hunting down the It card.
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It’s sure to melt her heart..
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To my little Snookums on VD:
Roses are red
and I love you
Winter is here
so make me some stew.
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Ha!
You’re such a romantic….
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I try …
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Probably kitty barf stew, after that poem!
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Okay as inappropriate as that Ted Buddy card may seem, it made me snort! I love all of these non-traditional cards!
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I thought it might.
😈
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That Ted Bundy card is perfect for a Serial Killer Fan like me! And the Trash One?.. Lol
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Now Valentine’s is even more over-eated. (Not a typo!)
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I’m surprised they don’t have a Jeffrey Dahmer card that says, “Dinner at my place?”
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They didn’t, but they should!
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