News you can’t use.

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Because I like to keep my friends informed.

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I beg to differ. Smelling like baby poop is a perfectly good reason to hate just about anything.

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Oh goodie. The spiders are not only on the march… they’re parachuting in!

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I have too many hot flashes to wear sweatpants these days…

So how about it teleworking bloggers? Any new super powers I should know about?

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An entire article was written on this subject, but I’ll try to break it down for you with a slightly less verbose version.

Wash potato.

Pierce potato.

Bake potato.

Now where’s my Pulitzer?

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23 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. Bradford pears would suck if they smelled like a grilled steak. They’re so weak and brittle you can snap one almost without even trying.
    Thanks very much for untangling the great baked potato enigma. I rub them with salt and olive oil to make the skin crisper, but that’s about as complicated as it ever gets. To keep them warm, put them in a pair of sweatpants with the legs tied shut.

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    1. The fact that someone felt the need to write an article on how to bake potatoes makes me chuckle. If you need a step by step recipe for a baked potato? You should probably forgo the kitchen altogether and order Chinese.

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  2. Baby poop…no. Parachuting spider, HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO! Baking a potato? Here’s a story, picture it Houston Texas December 2020. My middle son took a trip with one of his friends to Houston to visit another friend. When they got to her apartment complex the fire department was there putting out a small kitchen fire. Turns out, some dumbass people do need instructions on how to bake a potato. Apparently my sons friend put a huge potato in the microwave and set it for 15 mins! Yes 15 minutes and it burned and flamed and melted her microwave. When she explained to my son what had happened, he responded with……”why didn’t you just use the baked potato setting? All microwaves have them.” 😝😆😂😄🤣🤪

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      1. Some of our species is doomed. Give credit to those of us who have to point out the brain cell deficient okay? Lmao 🤪
        I’ve made it this far on my wits, common sense, education and life lessons. Not to mention my sophisticated sense of style and vernacular……😆

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  3. Parachuting spiders I can handle, although my wife would prefer that I not handle them because they tend to jump out of my hand onto her, but I really want to know about sweatpants unleashing superpowers. Most superheroes wear tights, but if I were fighting evil I’d want something comfortable.

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