Would you visit a pizzle museum?

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You have to admire a man who follows his passion and makes his dream come true. No matter how strange that dream may be….

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Yes, there really is a museum devoted to the penis. And surprise! A man thought of it.

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Let’s imagine the reading of that will shall we?

“ To my beloved wife… I leave our house, vehicles and savings account.”

“To my devoted children… I leave a substantial trust fund for their college education”

“To the strange man I met on the subway, I leave my penis… because I’ve always been proud of it and he promised to put it on display .”

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A bull whip penis will not be on the top of my Christmas list. Nope. Never. And can you imagine receiving one as a gift? I have a lot of fake smiles in my repertoire…. MIL cooked meals, Pampered Chef parties, office charity auctions, etc… but even I’d be hard put to look happy unwrapping that.

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27 thoughts on “Would you visit a pizzle museum?”

  1. I like that word: pizzle. It sounds like the name of a game. Line up a bunch of men in a bar and take it from there. Something to be played at bachelorette parties. After all men have been pretty much examining women’s boobs that way forever.

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  2. Pizzle, the game vs. Big booby Bingo: Pretty breasts, even if they are small, good. Giant, sagging ones that hang halfway to the knee, less good.
    Pizzle: Giant schlong hanging halfway to the knee, good. Pretty little pecker, not a chance, forget about it.
    I’m not going to that bar.

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      1. Buck up now, It’s just a comment, even if it does mention the word “Schlong”. It’s the internet, and I’m sure you have already seen or read more objectionable material this morning.

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  3. Pizzle. I’ve never heard that term before.
    I honestly thought you misspelled Puzzle, and I was YES: I’LL GO TO A PUZZLE MUSEUM.
    Thanks for disappointing me.

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