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You have to admire a man who follows his passion and makes his dream come true. No matter how strange that dream may be….
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Yes, there really is a museum devoted to the penis. And surprise! A man thought of it.
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Let’s imagine the reading of that will shall we?
“ To my beloved wife… I leave our house, vehicles and savings account.”
“To my devoted children… I leave a substantial trust fund for their college education”
“To the strange man I met on the subway, I leave my penis… because I’ve always been proud of it and he promised to put it on display .”
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A bull whip penis will not be on the top of my Christmas list. Nope. Never. And can you imagine receiving one as a gift? I have a lot of fake smiles in my repertoire…. MIL cooked meals, Pampered Chef parties, office charity auctions, etc… but even I’d be hard put to look happy unwrapping that.
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River's world..... 
I like that word: pizzle. It sounds like the name of a game. Line up a bunch of men in a bar and take it from there. Something to be played at bachelorette parties. After all men have been pretty much examining women’s boobs that way forever.
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Seems fair. And now there’s a museum!
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Pizzle, the game vs. Big booby Bingo: Pretty breasts, even if they are small, good. Giant, sagging ones that hang halfway to the knee, less good.
Pizzle: Giant schlong hanging halfway to the knee, good. Pretty little pecker, not a chance, forget about it.
I’m not going to that bar.
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You’re not going to the bar, and I don’t even want to answer that comment.
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Buck up now, It’s just a comment, even if it does mention the word “Schlong”. It’s the internet, and I’m sure you have already seen or read more objectionable material this morning.
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True. And it’s the price I pay for scheduling a pizzle post so early in the morning.
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Pizzle in the morning pizzle in the evening pizzle at suppertime… Come on, sing with me!
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Ha! That is a catchy tune…
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So should visiting this place be on our “*uckit” list?
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Maybe the “Better bring a bucket” list.
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Good play Kenny, good play!
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Sometimes I get lucky
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Definitely.
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*insert giant (no pun intended) face palm here* 😆🤔😒
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Can’t blame you there.
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Pizzle. I’ve never heard that term before.
I honestly thought you misspelled Puzzle, and I was YES: I’LL GO TO A PUZZLE MUSEUM.
Thanks for disappointing me.
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No problem. I live to disappoint!
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That’s funny but No, I don’t want to visit.
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Another lost opportunity….
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I’m guessing he’ll be leaving his own pizzle when he goes. And as I’d rather not put a face to a pizzle in this instance, that’s a no from me. But who will be taking his museum in hand when he goes?
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You do have to wonder what will happen to it after his demise. Penis museum curator will be a hard job to fill. So to speak..
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If you do go to the museum, it doesn’t sound like you’ll have a ball.
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Nope. You’d have two….
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Yes, but WHERE is the museum? (Asking for a friend.)
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The Icelandic Phallological Museum is located in Reykjavík, Iceland…. book your tickets now! But first look it up and check out the photos.
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I think I can get a direct flight – I’m on it!
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I look forward to the blog. I think…
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