News you can’t use.

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The plethora of stupid headlines assures I will never run out of things to share.

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I’m going to pass on ordering one of those, just as I do on the extended car warranties.

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Now there’s an item positively screaming to be hung in the man cave bar.

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I don’t know about you, but I honestly don’t want to know the answer to that.

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*crosses Texas off her vacation destination list*

Who am I kidding? It was never on there in the first place.

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28 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. So Viagra pills. Not sure what questions they are referring to? Pretty self evident to me. As for the Axe, I can buy an old axe at the flea market, put it in a pretty case with some photo-shopped shit and tell everyone it is the Axe used by Lizzy Borden. I would save over $100,000 and get the same effect.

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  2. … I think Brazil’s military is going on active duty …
    … once maintained a YMCA pool. Kids day just killed the chlorine in the pool from the pee.
    … Wouldn’t mind having the axe in my studio, but if I had $100K for the décor, it wouldn’t go for a fire axe …

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  3. Brazil must have a rapidly aging military. When I joined the Navy (17) I would have been more in need to something to help my pants fit right.
    Jack’s axe does nothing more for me than Shelley’s baseball bat. Bruce’s boomstick from Army of Darkness? Now we’re talking. Or Alex Lifeson’s stereo ES-335. Now there’s an axe.
    Covid filter? Face mask dipped in Lysol? I can feel the headache coming on now. Mostly I think it filters the money out of your bank account.
    I don’t do water parks anywhere, for the reasons stated above.

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  4. When I lived in the Portland metro area, I’d frequently visit Timberline Lodge, which of course served as the exterior for “The Shining.” They used to have that very axe on display behind a glass case there, but it disappeared a few years before I left. I’d always wondered why, but I guess the answer is clear now: capitalism.

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  5. HEY!!!!! That’s not fair to judge all of Texas on Urine soaked San Antonio, but then again Ozzy Osborne did piss in the Alamo, lol. The rest of Texas is worth visiting, there are tons of rocks in Big Bend and the Guadalupe mountains are spectacular.

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      1. I’ll never go back. I picked up a guy whose van had broken down and took him home to Van Horn. It was Thanksgiving morning and boy was mom ever thankful. She made me a Mexican lumberjack breakfast and some snacks for the road and I was feeling good when I left. Ten minutes later I was being pulled over by our friends with the Texas department of public safety. I was doing 65 on a stretch of interstate that was flat as a pancake and straight as a gun barrel, without a car in sight in either direction. By the time the fleecing was done, I had barely enough money to get myself and my car to San Diego. That nice lady’s road snacks were all I had to eat the rest of the way. I don’t regret the stop or picking up the guy on the road, though. From that day to this, I’ve never eaten a quesadilla I didn’t like.

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    1. Texas turned my dyed in the wool liberal democratic hippie SIL into a Trump republican. She used to be an environmentalist, now she works for an oil company. I don’t even know who she is anymore. Besides Texas is too damned hot for me!
      😉

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      1. All the Trumpkins are in far east Texas, far Southwest Texas is still pretty much blue. So don’t go blaming all of Texas for the Trumpkins out there that use to be liberals. It is hot but not humid hot, that’s what we tell people because it’s true…lol.

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      2. Okay, she is in east Texas so I’ll take your word on that. And just because it’s not humid doesn’t mean it’s still not surface of the sun hot.

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