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As you know, our cat Lord Dudley Mountcatten is spoiled. He is not however, ill mannered.. and never tries to jump on the dining room table during meals. But for those of you who have misbehaving felines? I offer a solution:
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You’re welcome.
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What do you do when a friend recommends a fabulous blueberry vodka but you have no space on your man cave bar shelves?
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You pack them a little tighter and hope the shelves are up for the extra weight.
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We seem to be down to three baby woodchucks from seven. I prefer to think this is a result of momma chuck kicking a few of the kids out of the den and not the result of predation. But this little guy?
He’s still trying to move in with us.
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River's world..... 
You pack them a little tighter and hope the shelves are up for the extra weight. <—apparently you are not drinking enough.
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I’ve been slacking at home. We just haven’t had many friends over lately…
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Let him in. Lord Dudley needs a friend.
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I would, but the husband keeps saying I can’t.
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* Cat centerpiece? That is almost the same thing as a cat on the table.
* Blueberry vodka? Does it taste like vodka or blueberries and booze?
* I think chucks can start families before they are fully grown … but life is hard for wildlife …
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*Technically it’s cat IN a table. What’s not to love, besides hair in your pasta.
*The best of both worlds. Blueberries that give you a buzz.
*We usually have one litter a year. But they are well fed. 😉
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There’s now way I’m making my cat think more of himself than he already does with cat furniture. Blueberry vodka? Sounds interesting.
Oh, come on just name the baby chucker already and let him live with you.
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The vodka is spectacular. And trust me I’d have a houseful of critters if I could…
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The little guy understands you have blueberries he can drink…and a seat at the table! Mona
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Who could blame him for wanting to move in?
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Exactly!
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Your hooch is neat and organized, very nice. That’s one cute little whistle piggie. Cathy could probably forgive that guy.
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Our pigs are sweet. Other than a few harmless holes here and there…
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It looks to me like that feline-friendly furniture would work for the baby woodchuck as well. Those “missing” woodchucks probably just started school.
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I like the chucks dinner guest idea. They do love salad.
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When it’s time for dessert, the feline-friendly feature suggests a possible new meaning for the term PIE HOLE (if Lord Dudley likes pie).
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I could probably entice him to pie if I filled it with momma red…
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I was just thinking that you could put a bucket on the little platform, under the hole, and go nuts on some crabs.
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That’s a great idea! Crab shells , lobster shells , rib bones….
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I’m indifferent to shellfish as a rule, but I’ll eat ribs like they’re going out of style. The social aspects of these meals are most appealing to me.
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Let it in… let it in!
Re #2… incorrect. A: You invite Leenda over for a couple hours so you have gar fewer bottles with booze in them.
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Ha! An alternate solution for sure…
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Easy to know what to do with the vodka – drink it. As for the baby chucks, Mr Fox has been around and is well fed, so has energy to burn chasing them. I remember someone saying foxes were evil because they killed his chickens without eating them. Hopefully this little fellow will survive.
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So far so good. Our foxes have gotten used to the chucks. Momma was eating alongside one the other night…
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Aww 🥰 a hole in the table for the baby chuck! My Chuck still sleeps in his rocks on my bluff. If only your furry friends could have a few drinks with you. I think their “tails/tales” would be the best chit chat ever!!
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Full of stories about the crazy human who gives them a daily salad bar no doubt.
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Perfect topic! 🥰
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I don’t know that I’d be playing that game of Russian vodka roulette with those wooden shelves…
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They’re extremely rugged, but I take your point…
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And here I thought you were going to say: “build a new shelf.”
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I’d like to…. but these were custom made.
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