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Every once in a while my Facebook feed drops a list of products Amazon thinks I need to purchase. Let’s examine them shall we….
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While I’m a Star Wars fan from way back and can totally see the appeal of droid pressed beverages, I don’t drink coffee… so strike one.
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Blobfish plush toy? It’s ugly, that’s true… but I don’t feel the need to own one, so strike two.
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A window cleaning robot? Now we’re talking!
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A window cleaning robot that has to be plugged in?
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A window cleaning robot that will lose suction and fall off my dirty window? Strike three.
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I’m guessing they intended this highly ruffled fashion faux pas to be worn while the robot cleans my windows, but since that was a bust… I’m calling strike four.
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River's world..... 
None of these make sense to actually want me to buy them. Okay, maybe the R2D2 coffee press, just for display. How could anyone even attempt to get ready in that ridiculous dressing gown?
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* While I am a coffee addict, my wheezing old Mr. Coffee machine is all I need.
* Blobfish? I can find seriously ugly stuff without buying it …
* Robot window cleaners? Maybe … but I can get a window cleaner once a year for a hundred bucks. And they remove the screens …
* Dressing gown? Granny had a couple of those that probably worked well for her when she was in pre-war Los Angeles. But they didn’t work all that well in a rustic adobe house in New Mexico. She tried, however.
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I can’t imagine going about my morning routine of cleaning the little box and scrambling eggs in that robe. Nope. No can do…
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I am going to see that blobfish plush in my dreams. I just know it.
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You’re welcome.
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I can see that Coffee Press as a Christmas gift for someone. I like the Window Cleaning Tool, to a point.
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Until it falls off, it’s great.
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When future archaeologists uncover 2022, they are going to go “WTF???” and then just put the dirt back on top.
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Well, I remember owning a pet rock so that probably goes for every decade.
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I still have one! I named him Harvey. He’s hibernating somewhere.
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They are quiet pets. You have to give them that…
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I think the window cleaning robot has a future. They just have to work out the kinks.
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I’m willing to wait.
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Me too! LOL
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I’m with you on four strikes.
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Amazon once told me I needed powdered eggs. Clearly their algorithm was out of whack that day.
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No one needs powdered eggs.
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I like my talcum powdered, not my food.
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