Things Amazon thinks I need.

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Every once in a while my Facebook feed drops a list of products Amazon thinks I need to purchase. Let’s examine them shall we….

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While I’m a Star Wars fan from way back and can totally see the appeal of droid pressed beverages, I don’t drink coffee… so strike one.

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Blobfish plush toy? It’s ugly, that’s true… but I don’t feel the need to own one, so strike two.

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A window cleaning robot? Now we’re talking!

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A window cleaning robot that has to be plugged in?

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A window cleaning robot that will lose suction and fall off my dirty window? Strike three.

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I’m guessing they intended this highly ruffled fashion faux pas to be worn while the robot cleans my windows, but since that was a bust… I’m calling strike four.

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18 thoughts on “Things Amazon thinks I need.”

  1. None of these make sense to actually want me to buy them. Okay, maybe the R2D2 coffee press, just for display. How could anyone even attempt to get ready in that ridiculous dressing gown?

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  2. * While I am a coffee addict, my wheezing old Mr. Coffee machine is all I need.
    * Blobfish? I can find seriously ugly stuff without buying it …
    * Robot window cleaners? Maybe … but I can get a window cleaner once a year for a hundred bucks. And they remove the screens …
    * Dressing gown? Granny had a couple of those that probably worked well for her when she was in pre-war Los Angeles. But they didn’t work all that well in a rustic adobe house in New Mexico. She tried, however.

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