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I’m beginning to wonder exactly what kind of weirdo Facebook thinks I am.
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The husband and I will not be rocking matching bat suits anytime soon. ( Not to say we wouldn’t crush them, I simply don’t feel the need)
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This made me do a double take, and further research was warranted.
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Jeans that give new meaning to the phrase pants on fire.
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I had to laugh at this ad because I just saw the exact product at a flea market for $10. Sorry Pier One.
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I can say it. But from now on, I won’t.
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River's world..... 
What is it with adults that need to wear onesies? Can they really be considered adults because they look more like giant stuffed toys.
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I’m sure I don’t know.
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Crushing the bat jammies, got it. Just stay off the motorcycle. Whiskey pisser? Perfect for Scotch, the more expensive, the better. Charcuterie=cold cut platter, but that’s just me. Call it Montagne du merde and I’ll be loading up a fancy little cracker just the same.
Lined pants are warm but they bind up. baggy jeans and close-fitting long underwear are a better solution for me. I have noted that Riverman is also a baggy jeans aficionado, so I’m willing to say that he probably rocks this look already. Old guy style, gotta love it.
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To be honest, it’s not on purpose. He’s just lost a lot of weight and muscle mass in the past few years and refuses to go shopping for smaller sizes.
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Well damn, I hate that. I’ve dropped a bit of weight lately but I’m trying to. I’ve had skinny legs and a bony ass for as long as I can remember, so everything above the belt has to catch up. I flat out refuse to shop for larger sizes. Trying on a pair of forty inch pants that fit changed my whole life.
Anyway, consider this: A Commando in a baggy pair of Levi’s experiences the ultimate in freedom. Yeah… freedom.
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It’s weird, because the belly is still there. Guess his age is just finally catching up to him. But don’t tell him I said that.
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Okay that Shark-Coochie board is a awesome, and I can say it too but it sounds so much cooler the other way, lol.
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It makes me want to order one in a restaurant and wait the the waitress reaction…
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But do you need Facebook? 😉
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I don’t. But it does provide me with occasional blog fodder so I guess it’s a fair trade…
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The flaming pants need a warning something to the effect please take beano before wearing. just sayin…
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Ha! That would definitely be a hazard..
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I’ll stay off Fb, thanks.
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Onesies can probably be allowed for a one-time Halloween costume, but not for day-to-day wear. That’s just way too “cozy.”
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My days of dressing up for Halloween are long past. And I rarely eat candy, so what’s the point?
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The beverage dispenser just needs an outlet for hot chocolate on the back end….
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Ack!
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We have the Little Whizzer! It was a gift many years ago, so I don’t know what it cost.
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I know, I saw that on one of your posts after I wrote this.
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If I ever end up with a harem, there’d better be NO pants involved. Just sayin’.
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