News you can’t use.

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Because it’s more fun than the kind you can.

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I know staffing shortages around the country are bad, but… wow.

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This is good news, but it does make me wonder who studies these things… and how they got a worm to spit on command.

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Worm spittoons. Does Amazon sell those…?

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I’m going to pay $75 for an animal that eats dried poop in the park? No.

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I can’t find my own umbrella when it rains, now I’m supposed to remember my phone’s?

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Should we?

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This is a little disturbing.

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Makes me glad I never developed a taste for it.

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23 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. I think that darling cat could do a better job than some humans. My brother use to eat dirt when he was a kid……now that I think about it, it explains a lot. Work spit? If it can help with the plastic waste problem, I’ll all for it.

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  2. I hope they’re truly onto something with the worm spit. Just heard a news article today that said that basically for the last 30 years they’ve been lying to us. That, aside from pop bottles and milk jugs, none of the plastic we recycle has been getting recycled because it can’t. Actually, a former student of the husband’s has a Ph.D. in Chemistry and is currently working on environmentally friendly ways to deal with the world’s plastic problem. Between him and the worms, they need to act fast.

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  3. I recall reading, long ago, that kids who eat dirt* are usually zinc deficient. I have no idea whether that’s still considered accurate.

    *A neighborkid would litetally eat itby the massive serving spoonful.

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  4. Alrighty: (1) Wait until the cat goes Union, then they will rethink their actions (2) Never mind who studies those thing, what I want to know is, who FUNDs those studies (3) Yeah. San Francisco. Done. (4) I have a phone umbrella, except I call it “my pocket”. (5) I ate mud pies when I was a kid. They were pretty awful, and I am sure seasoning it would not help. Maybe the fair can deep fry it?

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