Facebook? Stay out of my closet….

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Why does Facebook insist on picking out clothing for me?

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And why doesn’t this dress have arms? These are the kind of questions that keep me up at night.

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Dolly Parton called, she wants her coat back.

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Is that a shawl? An air conditioned skirt? So many unanswered questions…

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Oh goody. No need to buy the matching pom poms, they’re already attached.

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Since I don’t own an open bust cat suit? I doubt I’ll be needing the required undergarments.

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I’m sorry. But that just looks like a giant maxi pad.

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30 thoughts on “Facebook? Stay out of my closet….”

  1. Every devil needs an advocate, and today Oscar de la Renta gets me. The pom pom dress, minus the pom poms, is actually a pretty nice dress. You really must admit it’s made from a beautiful piece of fabric. Sayin’.

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      1. Really? So, the only thing that sets that dress apart from, say, the maxi pad dress is pom poms? I think not. If you owned that dress and it was tailored, which it would be; you don’t buy a dress like that off the rack, your opinion would likely change. All by itself it could be a bit much, but that’s why there are accessories, right?

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