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But if you do need them? You know who to thank…
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I don’t need this dangling from my tree, but if you do? I’ll try not to judge.
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I love me some chickens, but Santa rooster bowling shirt? Pass.
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Though I admit this one does makes a statement.
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Is this a thing? Have I missed yet another trend….
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Saw this in Wal Mart but did not make the mistake of pressing the button.
Nope. Not me.
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“Nope. Not me.”
Maybe. But I reckon that finger was atwitchin’ …
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Not even close.
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The only statement that shirt makes is, “If I’m wearing this, I have basically given up on life.”
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Ha! The question is… if it were a flamingo, would you feel differently.
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Well, of course!
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I don’t need any of these thanks. But it’s scary to know that there are people out there that do and someone invented all of these items of nonsense.
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Santa balls is a line I won’t cross.
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Um . . . no.
Hard pass.
Not in this lifetime.
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Me neither!
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I have the squirrel ornament!! I shared it a couple of years ago. 🤣
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Too funny!
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Dang… I was just shopping for ugly holiday shirts but didn’t see those.
Yes, Archie McPhee has lines of products for squirrels (the feeder heads are pretty funny) and underpants… so they combined them.
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It’s been my experience every holiday shirt is an ugly holiday shirt.
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This post has convinced me once and for all that anyone will take anything, make it Christmas-themed, and toss it out on the marketplace. These are hysterical!
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They keep making things like this so someone must be buying them…
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Nope. None of this is even remotely necessary or wanted, here.
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Then I’ve done my job.
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You’re wrong. I so need the kung-fu chicken chef!!! No one enters the kitchen until I’ve finished cooking the meal!
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If you buy one, please link me of photo of you defending the kitchen while wearing it.
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