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Because there’s an infinite supply of ridiculous headlines and I like to share the wealth.
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No good can come from arming squirrels. Trust me on this.
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Apparently your bladder is just like your cell phone battery. Drain it all the way down before you recharge… and don’t tinkle until you’re full.
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Gee, that sounds like fun.
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Unexplored avenues. Guess that’s one way to shrink the population.
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Yes, they really had to warn idiots to stop looking ( or licking, as the case may be) for a free high.
Hey there! Here is the “ribbiting” late night content no one asked for. Yet here we are. The Sonoran desert toad (Bufo alvarius), also known as the Colorado river toad, is one of the largest toads found in North America, measuring nearly 7 inches (18 cm).
These toads have prominent parotoid glands that secrete a potent toxin. It can make you sick if you handle the frog or get the poison in your mouth. As we say with most things you come across in a national park, whether it be a banana slug, unfamiliar mushroom, or a large toad with glowing eyes in the dead of night, please refrain from licking. Thank you.
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My sympathies are with the toad on this one.
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River's world..... 
Your right all of that was definitely news I didn’t need. I can’t even fathom licking a toad for a free high, like seriously there are CBD gummies and cannabis dispensaries (in NM and other states) now why the hell would anyone lick a toad?!
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It’s free. That’s reason enough apparently..
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It’s stupid is what it is…🤪
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Agreed.
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Arming squirrels? Not in my neighborhood!
Pelvic floor and preemptive peeing? You ride with me and you better not miss an opportunity to drain your bladder, unless you like peeing on the side of the road.
I have heard the future! Yep. Lethal VR will solve most of what is ailing the country! It’s time is here!
Toad licking has been around for a few decades. But toad lickers are easily spotted and avoided …
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After riding with my husband for the past 38 years, I have extremely impressive bladder control.
I consider it a plus I’ve never spotted a toad licker.
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Um, what is a Pelvic Floor expert? Does that require specific training and come complete with a “suitable for framing” certificate? I wonder if it is something that can push my CV over the top if I put it ahead of my MBA in the Education heading?
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I don’t know what it is, nor do I care how they obtained their expertise. But I’m sure it’s very popular on LinkedIn.
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Louie got REALLY ill from catching a frog. or toad. I don’t care which. They are not allowed to play with them anymore.
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I have always had trouble with anyone being called an expert. It is just a pet peeve of mine. A pelvic floor expert? I’m floored. I don’t find toad licking a problem as long as no one makes me do it. To each their own. A VR headset that can kill you…that definitely makes sense. Again, to each their own. Strap up and check out!
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I say if you’re stupid enough to lick a toad, you deserve whatever consequences that brings. And when you’re suffering, you bet your ass I’m going to ribbit in.
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Some people just can’t take a croak.
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The guy with the squirrel looks freaked out because his ventriloquist dummy just came to life and started talking back 😀
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That’s never a good sign.
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Would I lick a toad for a cheap high?
Well… YEAH…
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Even if the toad didn’t enjoy it?
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Who knows what else has been in the mouth of the idiot who licked that toad ? Absolutely NO. You scored a 100% on news I can’t and won’t need. Now I can go over to FB and see no news from any friends and fam and see way too much junk from bored panda and all the other ‘suggested for you’ that I don’t need either.
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100%?
I’m slaying it…
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I agree. I would hide if I were the Toad. Just Yuck. It’s not like it’s turning into a Prince.
Hmmm, the Pelvic Floor Expert? I wonder how many children want to be that when they grow up.
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Is there a college for that?
I sure hope not.
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