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You can’t use it, but you can laugh… and that’s always better.
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That’s what I call payback.
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You heard it here first Mark.
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I don’t care if you liked Barack or not, you can’t beat that for cool.
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Yes, there really are sneakers for horses now.
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It’s hard to argue with that logic.
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Proof positive there is such a thing as too much tech.
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River's world..... 
Okay those flamingo shoes are just butt ugly.
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The flamingos probably agree.
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It’s probably not a good idea to run up a flight of stairs in them, unless you like the taste of stairs.
I have mastered the avocado guessing game. I guess I won’t be having avocado today, see how easy?
Love Obama, not so much Bono.
If the horse sneakers aren’t safe or beneficial, they won’t go anywhere. No horse breeder, especially a thoroughbred breeder would risk his investment for two pairs of dubiously fashionable shoes. Now, if you could get flamingo shoes for your horse, without the heels, of course, they could be nice for wearing around the paddock, or maybe a couple pairs of pink marabou mules.
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First it’s horse sneakers, then sheep, then pig. Stop the insanity. No one needs Puma bedecked pigs.
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Heard that. And the mules wouldn’t look right without the horsey negligee’ to go with them. Sexy.
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Will horses be able to race in Air Jordan’s? I highly doubt it. They are more likely to cripple any horse that tries. A definite pass for my girls.
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Don’t blame you.
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When I was in junior high school they had donkey basketball games for charity. The donkeys wore rubber pads on their hooves to protect the floor. They didn’t stop the poor donkeys from slipping and falling once the inevitable piles of donkey shit started showing up all over the floor. I don’t know what charity it was for, but I’m betting it wasn’t the ASPCA. Howdy, girls.
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That sounds like a pretty cruel thing to do to donkeys. How many broken legs there might have been.
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It was awful. The trailers stank, the animals were filthy and ill-tempered (Bad social environment?) I couldn’t watch it, so I walked out. A couple of my teachers told me later that the would have liked to, but they had to watch the kids so they wouldn’t do anything excessively stupid. I never felt sorry for a teacher until then.
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That’s awful. Poor donkeys… not to mention whoever had to clean the floor.
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The janitor was kind of an asshole so my heart didn’t exactly go out to him.
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Designer sneakers for horses may truly be a sign the apocalypse is upon us.
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It can’t be far….
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I hope not. I voted giant meteor in 2020, imagine my disappointment.
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Great, another line at the grocery store to scan the Avocado before buying.
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I dunno…work gave up green avos, not haas, and I could realiy use an app to tell me if it has even 1min of being ripe rather than hard ir rotten!
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Then this is news you can use. Damn.
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Wouls be if I believed in it or riutinely bought green avos. But neitger is true so it’s still not useful!
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Phew. For a minute there I thought I was losing my touch.
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Not you!
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I dunno…after throwing away way too many overripe avocados, I think there might be a need for that technology.
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I’m not an avo fan, so you’ll have to test it.
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Gasp! Kale I understand, but avocados? You need to cut me some slack on this whole watermelon thing of mine now!
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I can do a good guac, but just can’t eat them alone.
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