News you can’t use.

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Because you know I’ll never run out of these.

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Don’t worry, I’m sure there will be other opportunities in the future. And if they auction off his old toothbrush you could always harvest a little DNA, grow a clone and start a billion dollar company in your own garage.

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#1?

The peanut butter cookie… to which I have but one word.

Blech!

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Foot Botox. Why can’t rich people just take a piece of sandpaper to their heels like the rest of us.

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I most definitely do not.

Nope. Not in the least.

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That’s a hat?

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I know there’s a lot of down time while on stakeout or speed trap duty…. but that seems a bit extreme.

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22 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. All things considered, and you do think we like to hear about all kinds of things, the scariest of your above items — even though I never knew they had gone away — is the return of high heels. More lives have been ruined by high neels than almost anything else inventec by men to enhance a woman’s beauty. High neels are a major factor in back problems in older women. PAINFUL back problems. They might make a woman look sexy, and maybe they make women fèel good about their appearance (so I’m told), but they cause so many spinal problems they really ought to be outlawed. And the higher the neel, the more problems they cause. No! Just No!

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      1. Heels are back? I thought they never left. If they ever do, so many other things will leave with them. Who wears flats with a pencil skirt?
        #1 cookie? WWAAAY too subjective to call, beside the fact that there are all kinds of great cookies that are too obscure to make the count, but still incredible. Cathy made some Florentine oatmeal cookies that damn near made me cry.
        I’m With Rusty on the Olympics. As soon as they let professional athletes compete in there own sports the whole thing turned to bullshit. And the medal count? I know it’s important to a lot of people but this was ever supposed to be about nationalistic “pride”. I rooted for every team that ever played against the basketball “Dream team”. It’s not like the NCAA isn’t swarming with talent.
        Cop makes porn: Would this be a mini skirt and fishnets cop or one of the covered in donut crumbs variety?

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      2. Almost every other country lets professional athlete compete. A lot even subsidize them. I say we should always send our best people to the Olympics.
        As for donut crumb covered porn stars… no. Cop or otherwise.

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      3. There’s what people do and what people are supposed to do. If you win a medal by exploiting the letter of the rules to subvert the spirit of the game then your victory is worthless, no matter how many times you win, and everyone knows you’re cheating. How do you feel about Lance Armstrong?

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  2. … wonder what Jobs old underwear goes for …
    … I am OK with PB cookies, but rating them the best is a stretch …
    … I guess heels make women look ‘leggy’ or something. Beauty isn’t cheap or comfortable, apparently ..
    … I don’t think Snooks is going to be dating, so Pete’s pete isn’t a concern of mine …
    … sad, but I think the Olympics has jumped the shark …
    … cop pornstar? You know that had to happen some day …

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  3. I didn’t need to know or care about anything regarding Pete Davisson. I think he’s a talentless schmuck who’s fame is a fluke because he dated a Kardashian. Another talentless schmuck who got famous for absolutely nothing. When I see him in commercials, I actually change the station, that’s how much I dislike the dude.

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  4. Trump could auction off his old anything and take in millions (of dollars AND dupes) to pay for all his attorneys….but he doesn’t need to, because he doesn’t pay his attorneys (or so I hear).

    You (like most of us mere mortals), on the other hand, couldn’t auction off just any old thing for big bucks….although perhaps Lord Dudley might fetch enough to pay for a few orders of your favorite brew (just threatening to do so might be incentive enough to cause him to change his “catitude”).

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  5. I can get a pair of used Birkenstock sandals from the Sunshine Thrift store, put them in a plastic case with a little gold plate that says “Steve Jobs”, and amaze my friends. Cost should be under $20. And why the hell would one man want to discuss the penis length of another man AT ALL?

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  6. Did you hear about that lady in Japan a few years ago who was wearing high heels, fell over and died? Whether crocs or heels, 80s hair, fabric patterns and shoulder pads, our teenage hairstyles, or piles of used clothing clogging up garbage piles in poor countries, oh, and the pollution that results from microfibres, all of us end up fashion victims one way or another.

    I wonder if that nutter who paid for Jobs’ shoes gives to charity? *Scoff*

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    1. Those must have been some extremely high heels. 😳
      And I think the same every time I hear about someone paying outrageous sums of money for ridiculous things. Imagine how many people that could house and feed?

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