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As reported, I was gifted with kitchen appliances this Christmas.
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Though we didn’t need new…
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These perfectly functioning (not really) old machines are now destined for donation.
Though I’ve repeatedly (you’d think 38 years of repetition would be enough) told my husband appliances are not a desired gift, I receive them on a regular basis.
And because my spouse loves to buy overpriced gadgets that savvy saleswomen tell him will change our lives…. this year there was a deluxe Breville microwave with self closing door. ( That I keep slamming shut out of habit and will probably break.)
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I never cook in a microwave, just reheat… so this was a tad over the top.
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But won’t that shiny stainless steel interior be fun to keep clean?
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And then?
There was the toaster to end all toasters.
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We be fancy now.
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I am NOT showing this post to the husband or that toaster’ll be on my countertop tomorrow! Seems your husband is as susceptible to ads and sales pitches as much as mine is. It’s one of our crosses to bear, I guess.
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It’s so weird because I had to pry his old dead iPhone 5 out of his hands a few months ago. He cursed a blue streak that he had to buy a new one. He’s not a techie and could care less about new phones and computers.. but a lever less toaster? That he’s all over.
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Men… Earth’s greatest mystery.
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Definitely all of us don’t think like this
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Haha. Fair point. 🙂
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Wow! We are so far behind the times. We still make toast on a long-handled fork over an open fire!
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And oddly enough, my husband probably has that fork…
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A self-closing door???
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Yes. You very gently tap it and it swings shut on its own. So worth the ridiculous price he paid.
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I’m not sure who needs that feature…
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No one. Me least of all.
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Wow, those are very nice & shiny! Obviously your husband wants you to have the best.. very sweet! Mine has learned not to buy me new stuff just “because” thankfully.. lol!
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Shiny for now. Until the husband puts a plate of lasagna in the microwave and forgets to cover it. 🥴
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SO true! LOL!!
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A wise man once told me NO gift to a wife/girlfriend should need to be plugged in. Divorces have materialized over lesser infractions.
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He means well, so it’s hard to be mad. But if he ever gifts me a vacuum, his butt will be on the curb.
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But but but….. the New SHARK and DYSON will change your life!
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You’re not funny.
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Yes I am.
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One little wire in that leverless toaster short circuits and it’s back to making toast in your shiny new microwave. Have we learned nothing from what computer gadgetry has done to the lifespan of our cars?
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We have not. At least my husband hadn’t…
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Since you tell the hubs over and over not to buy you appliances, would he be totally hurt if you returned them for something you’d like? Just asking because I mean, that’s a practical solution.
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When he buys me expensive jewelry I don’t like he always saves the receipt and I exchange. For some reason he’s always sure I’ll love the appliances … and doesn’t.
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Just saying, but I have never bought an appliance as a gift. A thoroughbred race horse, yes, but an appliance never! To begin, when a new appliance is needed, they are seldom needed at birthdays or xmas. Next, we go appliance shopping together. While I know how to use them, I have never been an expert on which appliance is best for us. Gail is an expert on appliances, and other household items. I am oblivious to what is the best for our needs. Besides, appliances come out of our shared bank account. That’s not used for gifts, but necessities.
As far as the race horse goes, best gift ever! 2023 will mark the 20th anniversary of the purchase, and Gail, and I, still love her. Her name is Halory Clanton (a name we are not responsible for, but you can guess all the bad jokes we have heard over the years.) And yes she is a gift that keeps on having to be paid for, first training fees until she retired, and then stalling fees and breeding costs and vet bills. But she gave us 8 thrilling victories and many close 2nds and 3rds, and one cannot believe the thrill in watching your horse barrelling down the stretch fighting for the lead. Winning helps, but it is the running that gets the blood boiling.
And since she has retired she has still given us ecstacy and tragedy — two beautiful daughters, and two colts who died before living a full month. These are returns an appliance, or jewelry can never give.
Halory is a full-fledged member of our family, and will be till she dies. The same for her surviving children. We may not have any human children, but we have equine children and now grandchildren just the same. Of course, we have feline children too, who keep us entertained in the house. But Halory gave us joys we could never otherwise have known.
Again, just saying.
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No argument here.
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That toaster must have cost a pretty penny, but at least, if you’ve got money to burn, now you can just put it in the toaster — which should have a setting for that purpose, given how much it probably costs.
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I haven’t found the money burning setting yet, but you’re right. I’m sure it’s there.
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You be fancy for sure! My wife would be donating the new ones if I bought these.
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Is the toaster slick? Absolutely. It’s also destined to fail, with all that upscale technology. As Patrick Henry famously said, give me leverability or give me death!
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That was my first thought. How long before we’re digging that toast out with a pair of tongs?
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Just be sure to unplug it first. Electrocution’s a real bitch!
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I like how the toaster has a digital countdown, over 40 plus years of using a oldfashioned toaster i never once cared for how long it was taking to toast my bread.
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Neither did I. Which is kind of the point…
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Oh wow. YOU ARE FANCY!!
I’ve never seen a toaster like that. Please don’t tell my old school toaster about your new-fangled one.
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I can’t promise anything. It may be able to send its own messages…
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True!!!
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