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Before humans went to space, there were chimps. And not all of them were lovable.
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With a name like Enos, it was inevitable.
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Naked space travel. Who knew?
And if that’s not enough of a mental image for you, here’s a paragraph about the horrors of elimination while floating above our planet.
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The fact that there are slews of researchers and scientists being paid the big bucks to design high tech Pampers makes me chortle.
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No gravity means no showers. That would be it for me.. sayonara NASA.
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Nope. No way. Not this chick.
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River's world..... 
I hope they were wearing their UCDs while masturbating. Meanwhile, do women astronsuts have to masturbate too? Is oral sex better than masturbating? Is real sex better than oral sex or masturbating? Is real sex even possible in no gravity? Or do the partners fly apart because of inertia? Ohhhhh, the questions just keep on cumming!
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I’m afraid sex was an uncovered topic in this book. But if there’s ever a sequel, I’ll be sure and report back.
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That tool in his left hand looks like something that may take care of the event in question.
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Yikes!
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I’m a regular showerer, too, but when I did my 2 1/2 month Outward Bound Wilderness course in my early twenties, we all at one point went 18 days without a shower if I’m remembering correctly (and the mountain streams in Sept were way too cold to bathe in) so each night I cycled through the unpleasant choice: head in my sleeping bag to keep warm or head out in the cold where it didn’t stink to high heaven.
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18 days? Not just no, but Hell no! I can’t even imagine that.
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18 days without a shower is not uncommon to soldiers. We learned to just dump 5 gallons of water on our head and shake.
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Yet another reason I never joined the armed forces….
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Next time you’re caught with your pants down, just tell ’em you’re training to become an astronaut!
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Perfect!
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Interesting….not something I needed to know but….okay just yuck.
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You never know when these little tidbits of trivia will come in handy.
You’re welcome.
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Every time I think about space travel I think one of the keys to making it really viable is artificial gravity. Weightlessness causes all kinds of problems from bone loss to, well, not being able to shower, and I have to confess I’ve read some science fiction that dealt with astronauts, well, taking their arousal in hand and the unfortunate side effect of floating blobs of…well, you know.
Doing just about anything without gravity can be a real downer.
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Clearly we’re just not made for it. In every respect…
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Ever read any book that wasn’t disgusting?
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A plethora. But no one wants me to blog about those…
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