.
According to my stats I’m on a path to having the highest monthly views since I got here four years ago.
.
.
Granted I’ve been blogging about fascinating topics in January like the junk in our basement, crab balls and masturbating walruses… but still. The spike in readers seems a bit extreme.
And because I was curious which posts were popular, I checked.
.
.
Turns out they all were.
But only once.
.
.
I’m sure it’s just spammers, but most of the views are from the U.S., not India or Pakistan…. so it makes me wonder which one of you could be stalking my blog and searching my archives for pearls of wisdom like ‘Of Slime and Flies’?
Fess up. There’s no shame in the admission, we all need a hobby.
🤣
.
River's world..... 
Wow, that’s weird. But congrats River 🎉🎉
LikeLiked by 2 people
For having a lot of spammers? Thanks!
🤣
LikeLiked by 1 person
I try not to stalk your blog, but the corn on my toe makes me stalk it.
LikeLiked by 1 person
That pun almost knocked my stalks off.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Must be the walrus post.. 😉 😂 Congrats! 🎉
LikeLiked by 1 person
Who can resist a self pleasuring pinniped?
😉
LikeLiked by 1 person
Not me, I barely have time to write replies to my own blog, let alone stalk others. Haha Yours are interesting though when I need light heartedness. 😅
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ridiculous nonsense… that’s me.
👍
LikeLiked by 1 person
Might be someone (bot) scraping your photos.
LikeLike
Scraping…?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Copying them from the screen.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Not sure why anyone would need pictures of our junk filled cellar, but okay.
LikeLiked by 2 people
That happened to me last November and indeed I was being stalked – by a family member I haven’t spoken to in over 40 years. He periodically finds me on the internet and I have to change my on-line identity and blog urls…It’s a pain. I think he read through my entire blog archive and was only able to leave 2 nasty comments because I have comments shut off after 14 days…Good thing I don’t post all that often LOL
LikeLiked by 1 person
That happened to me years ago on another blog site. Thankfully I was able to block people there..
LikeLiked by 1 person
As soon as you write about celery, we will then have a stalk issue. Until then, one and done.
LikeLiked by 2 people
You know I NEVER miss a blog by you!!
LikeLiked by 2 people
And you know I love you for it….
❣️
LikeLike
I read ’em all, as well as any old ones that may show up before the comments. I don’t go back unless there’s a conversation going on.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I knew it. You have that stalker look…
🤣
LikeLike
It was the crazy hair selfie, wasn’t it?
LikeLiked by 1 person
It didn’t help…
🤣
LikeLike
I love your Blogs and try to read all the ones I Follow, daily. But, definitely not to the Stalking extreme. Sorry
LikeLiked by 1 person
Someone was definitely catching up here…
LikeLike
Could be me? I sometimes read on my phone in bed and can’t see what I’m doing, but I’m not in the US. China used to stalk me – on a regular basis – and they never read anything – but nor did I post anything, so even more sus.
LikeLiked by 1 person
It Durant really bother me, just an anomaly worth commenting on. Hope it was you and not spammers.
😉
LikeLiked by 1 person
It was me. I’m sowwy.
LikeLiked by 1 person
No apologies necessary. Stalk away.
😉
LikeLiked by 1 person
Look out your window. Or don’t. Either way, that’s a great blue shirt you’re wearing today. BTW, His Lordship is every bit as cute in person.
LikeLiked by 1 person
*gulp*
😳
LikeLike
Ha! Boy, I hope you were really wearing a blue shirt.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I wasn’t, but it was still disturbing.
😉
LikeLiked by 1 person
Interesting stats there. Periodically, I go into the house of horrors known as my spam comments, and it never fails to leave me smh. Bots be crazy.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I used to read them and laugh, or cringe. Now I just delete, delete, delete and curse WP for not having a ‘delete all’ button.
LikeLiked by 1 person