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First a few oddities I saw while grocery shopping.
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Is the jerky still perky if it’s not turkey?
Is the turkey still perky if it’s not jerky?
Inquiring minds want to know.
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Chocolate and wine, two things I enjoy… but mixed together at the “fine wine” price of $7.99?
Probably not.
And now? A trending story on my town’s Facebook page.
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Technically he hasn’t crossed the road yet, but it’s only a matter of time.
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Because new margarita recipes must be shared.
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You can buy decorative logs on Wayfair… and I’ve just realized I can make a fortune selling the contents of our woodshed to idiots.
Score!
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River's world..... 
Poor chicken. Hope it finds its home quick and doesn’t lay an egg on the snowy path. 🥴
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I shall check for updates and hope that as well.
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I don’t drink much but I do enjoy the taste of tequila, so I would probably give that margarita a shot. The chocolate wine? Doubt it. I don’t see the glamour in turkey. People, my wife included, seem to think it’s more healthy than beef, as if turkey fat was somehow less fatty. I would think you would have to be content with your own decorative firewood, unless that top quality item is produced in Maine. I read a sign somewhere up there that said you can’t bring skanky-ass firewood from other states into the great state of one syllable, spreading all kinds of diseases and increasing crime in the forests. Speaking of the forest, I hope that poor chicken didn’t wander in there, though it would make a fine meal for some lucky predator. OK back to the wine stuff. I guess yuck pretty well sums it up, so yuck it is. Good post, thank you.
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I love tequila… and turkey, it’s such a versatile bird. But you’re right, no slutty out of state big infested firewood in our state! We take our pristine woodland seriously.
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I roast a turkey every year, mostly for the stuffing. As far as the meat is concerned, I prefer chicken. Speaking of chicken, did our friend make it home?
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There have been no chicken updates as of yet…
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I’ve tried chocolate wine . . . it was better than I thought it would be, but not something I would buy on a regular basis.
That margarita is a very cool blue!
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The margarita looks like a summer drink to me, but I suppose blue works for winter as well.
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Same on the choc wine. It’s tolerable.
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That chocolate/wine photo makes my stomach turn… 😂🤢 The margarita though… that looks good!!
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Fine wine for under $10 makes my stomach turn, no chocolate necessary.
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😂 True enough!!
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It must be weird stomping on all those Hershey bars to make chocolate wine…
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Bare feet and chocolate doesn’t sound the least bit appetizing.
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Unless you’ve got particular fetishes.
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Which thankfully, I do not.
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Okay no to turkey jerky. Aww poor chicken I hope whoever it’s owner is finds it. Wow, firewood in Wayfair….I have no words. I have that’s margarita recipe, but it’s called a blue Thunder. I don’t know why? But it’s really good 😁
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Blue Thunder? I haven’t tried it yet, but now I’ll have to.
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When I lived in Vermont I worked at the local radio station and I can’t tell you the number of times we broadcast items like – “There is a cow wandering down Route 5 near ____ farm. If it’s your please retrieve it” Sometimes it was a horse or a pig…Always cracked me up – city girl that I am.
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I was born a city kid too… so missing livestock always makes me chuckle.
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Is the action of packing the jerky in the Perky Jerky Turkey bag what makes it “Action-Packed,” or is there some kind of weird jerky action the eater must perform while chewing? You mentioned enquiring minds. This is what my mind wants to know.
Chocolate wine? Half-frozen chicken? Blue Lagoon Margaritas? Decorative firewood? Meh! But Actioned-packed Perky Turkey Jerky! My interest is piqued.
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I dislike jerky in all its forms, perky turkey or otherwise.. so I’m probably the wrong one to ask.
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There’s a bundle of firewood in every supermarket around here that’s bigger and cheaper than that one. You gotta wonder. I hope the chicken got home.
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As do I….
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Jerking Chickens, Masturbating Walruses. Yeah, this seems to be turning into an R rated site. The wine? I do not know, I mean, they tossed in a Raspberry flavor. How could you not be all over that?
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Oddly enough, it was quite easy…
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Aww, Poor Chicken. Is it close to you? You should let it warm up in your basement.
I almost bought that ‘Gulp’ book from The Goodwill, but I figured you’ve covered most of it and I really didn’t want to pay $2.99 for it.
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No, the lost poultry is on the other side of town so I’m not apt to see it. And Goodwill book prices are nuts up here. I picked up one last week and saw it was $10. At Goodwill! That’s crazy.
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Why would you do that to chocolate?
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I have no idea.
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That chicken’s in Canada by now…
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I don’t know, we have a lot of foxes….
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That seems an odd brag…
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No brag, just fact. Had one in our backyard last night looking for a nosh.
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There is so much firewood not being used around here this year. Chocolate and wine? Just take out the wine and that will be fine. Wine gives me a headache, chocolate makes me happy. That chicken looks like it is making good time, and maybe even having a good time at that.
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You know they make little filters for wine to remove the headache causing properties right…?
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Perky Turkey! LOL
Just say NO to the cheap chocolate wine. Yuck!
People will buy anything; I’m sure you could make a killing on your basement right now.
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I hate to say it… but the day after he passes? Okay, maybe a week…. there’s going to be a giant yard sale.
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