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My husband is a late night snacker. No matter how large and satisfying a dinner I serve him, he always has room for popcorn.
And since we’ve established he hasn’t worked out the proper bowl to kernel ratio of his new air popper…
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It won’t surprise you to learn that every morning when I walk into the kitchen I begin to search for strays.
Stray unpopped kernels on the floor that I find with my bare feet…
Stray unpopped kernels that land in my cutlery caddy…
Stray popped kernels that fly into the sink and behind the microwave…
But this morning?
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It seems the bird caught one.
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🤣
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River's world..... 
I think he was about to eat that one.
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The bird… or the husband?
😉
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Uh huh. I understand this and sympathize. My husband likes a late night bowl of cereal, Cheerios to be exact. I find them everywhere in the morning, often underfoot.
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And when you’re barefoot? Unpopped kernels are like tiny Legos.
🥴
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Popcorn is pleasant to find, try finding hard candies on the floor. That the cat has batted into tiny pieces.
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Oh, Dudley loves chasing individually wrapped mints around the kitchen.
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Popcorn sometimes decides to make a break for it here, especially when in transit from kitchen to living room. Once we have it corralled and seated, it usually behaves itself. Usually. 😁
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His likes to fly. All over the kitchen….
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Buy hubby a much bigger bowl for ‘Eat-ster’…
If he refuses to use it, kick him in the keister.
😀
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We have plenty of bigger bowls. Why he doesn’t use them is a mystery.
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LOL. This is funny!!
I, too, have a popcorn snacker, but we use the pre-popped corn, and I get to pick strays up off the couch. (unless Peanut finds it first)
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He was hungry!
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I’m forever digging popcorn kernels out of my recliner cushions. I have no idea why those little kernels are so damn slippery! It’s not like I ever drop a pork chop or cup of tea down there.
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