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Do you like to bake cookies?
Chocolate chip? Oatmeal raisin? Snickerdoodles?
In Portugal they’ll do you one better.
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Or worse depending on your point of view.
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Nothing says festive like rows of penis garland.
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Edible penis prayers? If that doesn’t get you to church nothing will.
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Because when you think of Christianity… aren’t phalluses the first thing that comes to mind?
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Underground pecker pastry.
Black market todger trading.
Ah, Portugal. Clinging to their John Thomases for centuries.
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River's world..... 
Can you imagine all the gingerbread men they had to neuter to get those?
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I’d rather not!
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I am curious about what they might taste like. Imagine what seeing everyone walking around eating them would do for one’s focus.
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A tourist game changer for sure!
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You know how you leaen something and almost immediately run across other references to it somewhere else? This is actually a DOUBLE for me, because just yesterday I (1.) Saw it mentioned on a YouTube video about WW2 that Portugal had a dictatorship (Everyone knows of Franco in Spain, but Portugal?) and (2.) Read in one of my bathroom readers that the rabbit and egg traditions for Easter began out of Christianity converting an old Pagan observance for fertility. (Rabbits = breeding, eggs, well….) This is so cool!
Oh, and yeah, that means Easter could have very well ended up symbolized by the penis rather than a bunny. Just think about that!
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Baskets full of chocolate penises?
Whew. We dodged a bullet there…
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And the obligatory question…. Do you like your chocolate penises solid or hollow?
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Ouch!
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Try handing them out for Halloween or instead of Easter Eggs and see how fast the PC police get down on you! 😀
Did you hear about that meteor that streaked through Maine yesterday?
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Yes! That was north of us but quite exciting.
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Where DO you find this stuff????
*heads to airport to get ticket to Portugal*
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Ha!
I have a news feed on my iPhone… it shares some weird stuff.
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apparently!!
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I’m guessing you’re going to get yourself a mouthful or two of phallus? Watch out for that icing – I’ve heard it can be a bit hard to swallow 😀
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahaha!!!
nice
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There aren’t any eye rolls or face palms big enough to display my sheer………disbelief in what this town is doing just to rebel against, what ever it is they are rebelling against! Ugh, that’s so embarrassing and to be truthful, classless and tasteless.
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I’ll be back I’m going to go hug a baby cow to get over this horrible traumatic story…….lol
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Ha! Wish I could join you…
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It’s bizarre, that’s a fact.
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There is a town in Japan that has a yearly “Penis Festival.” Another blogger posted about it a few years ago. It was very colourful, and included penis statues and penis masks and various penis shaped foods. Towns like this one and the one in Japan probably have less mental health problems than others where hiding sex is the order of the day. (Hopefully somewhere vaginas are equally celebrated, just to keep things fair!)
Cnristians have too many hangups about sex. Everyone does it, but know one wants to admit it. Why not celebrate sex? It’s as common as breathing!
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True, but all the same…I’d rather not be bombarded by penises at every turn.
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Ah, you seen one, you seen em all, kinda!
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But one at a time.
Please.
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Now, that’s generally up to the woman. Most guys have no desire to share.
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Let’s not make any bone(r)s about it. This Christianity stuff is a “tool” of the patriarchy. 😉
Deb
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Well said.
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I’ve always wanted to visit Portugal, now I wonder about that goal?
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You may want to rethink that plan…
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“Nothing says festive like rows of penis garland.” Can’t. Stop. Laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Makes you wonder what factory is churning those out…
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Indeed 🤣 I bet they’ve rolled their eyes a time or two at the things people will spend their hard-earned money on 🤣
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So saint Goncalo is the patron saint of the erect penis ?
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Technically he’s known for the promotion of love and marriage, but if the penis fits…
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They hung them wrong on the garland. I mean, they should be pointing down, no? 🤪🤣
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Up, down… it’s still way too many penises in one place.
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I can ‘t think of an appropriate response!
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I’m not sure there is one.
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They could probably re-think the icing design…
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I wonder if all this is considered a selling point for the Portugal Tourism Department?
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Depends on the target audience.
😉
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I think I’ll stick to donuts.
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Where there’s a hole.
Just sayin’…
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‘zactly my point.
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We’ll be in Portugal in about a year, but alas, only as far north as Porto. I’ll look for them there since it appears to be only 45 miles from Amarante. (So that’s 2 homework assignments: wombats in Australia and now this. 🙂 )
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Most excellent. Happy hunting!
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I like my biscuits to last a little longer…
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Don’t we all…
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