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This week’s game should be fun.
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Here are a few of mine –
Justin Bieber is playing on an endless loop.
All the floors are wet and you’re only wearing socks.
There’s television, but only one program … The Apprentice.
All the cocktails are alcohol free.
The only book in the library is 50 Shades of Grey.
There’s an all you can eat buffet… but the only thing on it is kale.
How about you?
What’s happening in your version of Heck….
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Except, since I don’t believe in hell, I cannot believe in heck either. I’ll take fei carnation as a rock, and you cannot get reincarnated again until your rock gets efoded into a gra8n of sa d. Could take a few million years!
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No blogging?
Oh, the horror!
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That would be true hell, for us who blog and read others’ blogs.😇😇😇😇😇
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Being stuck in a room with someone who never, ever shuts up.
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I hear that.
👍
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The only thing on the television is pharmaceutical commercials.
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We’re closing in on that one right now.
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We’re already in that Hell.
🤣
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We are…we really are.💊
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introduce a large contingent of evangelical Christians, their purpose to browbeat me (Speak for yourself) for not coming to church would be a good start. And people think “It’s Hell already, how could it be any worse.
No love for the Beeb, but here’s musical selection, on a jumbotron everywhere you look.
Feelin’ Hella good.
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I refuse to like that clip!
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I guess you really do, seeing as this masterful comment didn’t even rate a barf emoji. I don’t know why, there’s no shame in it. You like cheese, right? Just think of ol’ Engelbert as a couple hundred pounds of smooth melty cheddar. I sing this song when I’m at home by myself and honey you better believe I’m belting the Heck out of it. Unintentional comedy is the best kind.
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That’s a mental image I definitely didn’t need first thing in the morning!
😳
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Would that be the melty cheese or the singing in the house?
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Both!
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You’ve obviously never seen me perform so I won’t be hurt by that. A couple hundred pounds of smooth melty cheddar? I love cheddar, so I did myself a disservice by planting that seed in my own mind. Sorry about that.
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I’m sure you’re a wonderful performer, but Englebert was never my cup of tea.
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OK Heck, yeah yeah yeah, if you like Shirley Temples. I want the real Hell, with Julius Caesar and Lux Interior. He’s mean.
See? If Blood on Satan’s claw is your middle name…
Gimme a jumbotron full of that any millennium.
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I am locked in a small room with an atheist
I have to be a poetry judge for Mrs. Ginder’s high school girls poetry club.
Attending the local college’s performance of Romeo and Juliette
Having a Starbucks devotee instruct me in coffee drinking.
Sit in the garage while a motorcycle rider warms up his engine.
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Poetry judge.
That’s just cruel…
🤣
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You’re female and forever putting a wet 1-piece bathing suit back on.
Hell, you’re female.
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Ugh.
To both!
🤣
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I live longer than a petrified wood stump….
But, torture of tortures, so does Donald Trump.
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Yeah.
That’s bad.
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The only food has cilantro in it
The only music is Taylor Swift
The only book is The DaVinci Code
The only alcohol is cinnamon Schnapps
But since we’re in Heck, we have a slide that goes past Heck into the 7th Circle of Hell and we can see everyone going straight to Hell slip and slide by……like Tucker Carlson, Matthew Kascmaryk and the Vanilla Gorilla herself, Margorie Taylor Green. So I suppose Heck isn’t so bad…..*evil smile*
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The straight to Hell slip and slide.
Do not pass go.
Do not collect $200.
🤣🤣🤣
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Listening to The safety dance by men without hats on repeat
Being forced to eat brie limburger mac and cheese sitting across from someone with a snot running nose
A tv with the only thing to watch is the same repeat of the pilot of ALF
Watching a film you really to see but the theater is full of talkers and phone users
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The last one makes my husband homicidal. Which is probably why I can only drag him to one movie a year…
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Rude behaviour, theaters that stopped caring and the pandemic put a squash on my intetest in going to the movies (which used to be a passion of mine) now i see that AMC wants to charge seating price tiers like concerts. Fuck that.
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I love going, my other half not so much. And you know that bratty teenager who kicks the back of chairs will always sit behind my husband.
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Aw man , the worst
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Why let a film spoil a perfectly good conversation? Drives me mad! Also those who sing (out of tune) at the top of their voices, so that you can’t hear the artist you’ve just paid a bloody fortune to see.
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Oh man that too at concerts, had three drunk twits ruin every single song at a zac brown concert, my wife was furious even turned around to tell em to shut the fuck up
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We’ll done!
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All the canapes you can eat but you are wearing boxing gloves.
Beautiful art museums that smell like farts.
On your lap are fully-clawed cats that are susceptible to vertigo.
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I have the scars to prove the last one.
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‘Bout the same as yours, but it isn’t water I tread on in bare feet…
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Ack!
😳
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Oh, and the only book would be the bloody awful Ulysses…
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I have to admit I never made it all the way through that one..
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Me neither and I have tried annually for years! Utter gobbledygook dressed up as pretentious tosh!
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I’m late and I hit every. single. red. light. (This sometimes happens to me, so Heck must be real.)
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And it only happens if you’re late.
That’s definitely Heck.
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You and I are in the same Heck. 🤣
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I chuckled over “All the cocktails are alcohol free.”
My version of Heck is pretty similar to yours, though instead of kale the buffet serves only watermelon.
And there are no cats.
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Damn. No cats? That really would be Hell…
❤️
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