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You can’t use it, but hopefully it will get entertaining.
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Oh those crazy Tik Tok-ers and their trends. Turns out lettuce water doesn’t help you sleep, but I bet there are tens of thousands of people drinking it anyway .
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This man worked at Burger King for over two decades without ever taking a sick day. To celebrate his commitment they gave him a coffee cup, a (single) movie ticket and some candy. When he shared the happy news online his daughter set up a Go Fund Me page with a $200 goal … it’s reached $400,000. I really hope he tells them what they can do with their Whopper.
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That’s not a question you hear every day. Further research is required…
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Yes, the ushers in a downtown Denver movie theater had to forcibly remove a man who was watching Barbie completely au natural. Hope he didn’t spill the hot cheese on his nachos.
Ouch.
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If the guy watching Barbie was equipped like Ken then no harm done. As children, we always wondered what happened to good ol’ Ken. My guess was he leaned too close to a thresher…
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I think Ken slipped off for an operation when Barbie was decorating the Malibu dream house…
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And, that’s when G. I. Joe made his move… with similar disappointing results…
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It’s no wonder all Barbie does is shop…
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Geez how uncomfortably hot was that theater ? I’m pretty sure he didn’t arrive naked. I have seen people take shoes and socks off in a movie but this is taking things to a whole new level of “off”. That BK news is old, that is a mighty shame though. I work with someone who related to me a ruthless fast food story. He said when his brother was 15, like this guy he was a model employee. But his family had planned a vacation and he requested off. They weren’t having it and refused. He went on the vacation and they called him to ask if he was on his way in for his shift and he said he was 8 hours away. This kid NEVER took off and made employee of the month multiple and was fired immediately.
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I don’t claim my news is new, just useless.
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I know just saying 😆
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Did that guy still have his clothes, or did he walk in naked. A big tub of popcorn covers a lot. As for lettuce water, I hope it isn’t just drinking the water we wash the lettuce with,. I’m guessing that could carry a host of unwanted guests into our GI.
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I believe he stripped after he sat down.
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That’s one way to get the row to yourself.
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Not sure I’d ever watch the Barbie movie at all, and yet how society’s morals and decency has plummeted I’m not surprised about anyone watching a movie naked, lol.
FUCKING SERIOUSLY Burger King!?!? This man gave half his life as a loyal employee and all he got was a coffee cup with candy and a movie ticket, wow.
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I know. It’s a sad statement on how we value loyalty these days…
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Lettuce water? Wtf?
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Who knows…
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I knew there was a reason why I don’t like to go to movie theaters any more!
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We opted for Oppenheimer that week. Everyone was fully clothed…
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Better to spill the hot cheese on his nachos than his nutsos.
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What is this country coming to when you can’t watch a kids movie in the nude?
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Ha!
Cancel culture is canceling everything it seems.
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I know!
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About the BK employee who never took a sick day? What The Huntress915 said.
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Yup.
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A movie (i never saw) comes to mind. Dumb, and Dumber, and Dumber, and Dumber… (My apologies to anyone unable to speak. Society can be very unkind!)
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I can’t argue with you there. I’d like to be able to, but I can’t.
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What the hell! Try anyways. You and me aint never had an argument, I don’t think…
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Nope. Not this time…
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