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Silly snippets.

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Just a few things that made me chuckle.

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Dan…

I think you need to invest in one of these.

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Vegetarian Vampires?

If you don’t think that’s odd enough, check out their 4 legged rooster pets.

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I never doubted this.

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This is news?

Heck, I think we’ve all kissed a pig or two in our dating days.

And speaking of pigs…

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I’ve never really thought about a vacation in the Bahamas, but if you can swim with wild pigs…. Why not?

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17 thoughts on “Silly snippets.”

  2. Okay, put the kids away, this might get real. Santa’s not real and neither are his reindeer. If they were, they would be magical creatures and, as such would not be constrained by the laws of nature. This being the case, is it that big a stretch for the male magical reindeer in the children’s story to keep their antlers and pull the sleigh? Of course it is.
    If, for some reason, the males were excluded from this magic, the team would still not be made up of women, but of cows. There are no does and women are, well, women. This distinction can be made easily by approaching the first woman you see and referring to her as a cow. I suggest this be done from a distance.
    Yeah yeah yeah It’s Christmas and it’s all in fun, absolutely. There’s one thing to remember: If one person makes a joke for fun and another blows it out of the water, also for fun, aren’t they both having fun? ARRRRRRRR! Good post, love your guts.

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      1. I know the differtence between a human and a reindeer, so I don’t need that harsh lesson. I grew up in a house full of women so I know a little. Thanks for liking my comment. I was worried you wouldn’t, but only for a minute.

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  5. I love the Spa thing. I’ll bet local Birds would love it, too.
    I would have no prob kissing an actual Pig. They are actually very smart and clean animals, when not rolling in mud to cook off. However, I did not know Wild Pigs like to swim and I don’t think they should allow people to take part in this activity, or the Pigs are liable to no longer stay “Wild”.

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  6. I don’t think squirrels are the hot lounging sort, but I could be wrong. But I do know the organization that is selling the kit. If it is tongue in cheek, the cash goes to a worthy organization.

    It is not a good idea to hang around with adult feral pigs, but if it eliminates a few touristas …

    Vegan vampires? Possible. Vegan missionaries? Yeah.

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