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I saw an Amazon list the other day of helpful products that are supposed to make our life easier, and after looking at them I had to wonder….
Are we really lazy enough to need them?
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Call me crazy, but I don’t consider closing the toothpaste a hardship.
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Sorry, stepping on an empty can has always satisfied me.
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Chicken shredder… or medieval torture device?
Tough call.
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Okay, they’ve got me here. It’s both useful and adorable.
But I can’t figure why this last one will make anyone’s life easier…
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Even if it is the spitting image of Lord Dudley Mountcatten…
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I wonder if he should ask for residuals.
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I always wonder who has leftiver booze!!
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Lightweights.
Amateurs.
Children…
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People at a port wine tasting were rather horrified to hear that I drink an entire bottle in one sitting.
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They’re probably the same people who pour 5-6 glasses from a bottle when you and I both know it’s barely 4.
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YES!!!!
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And the wire frame over champagne corks are 6 twists.
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Not that you’ve counted…
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I learned it at a tasting and now count every time.
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Me and my Dad used to go all over the area picking up aluminum cans for extra money when I was a kid. Crushing the cans by foot was always fun…… but after the 300th empty Pabst Blue Ribbon can to the heel in one day, that can crusher would have been awfully nice.
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Yes. 300 is a lot of stomping….
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The can crusher and chicken shredder look like space-hogging uni-taskers. Avoid! Avoid!
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The waffle maker and panini press that live in our junk closet agree.
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Please note the years 3535, 4545 and 5555. This is where these gadgets are leading us. 😭😭
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There is no need for a wine stopper, I open a bottle to finish it, lol. Unless I’m cooking with it of course, but usually wind up drinking a glass or two and before I know it, BAM, it’s gone.
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It’s funny how that happens…
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If I ever find closing my toothpaste is a hardship, just stuff me into the chicken shredder. I don’t know what it says about my wine-drinking friends but I don’t think they know what a wine stopper is.
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They sound like my people…
😉
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Magnets can be useful especially if it resembles your own cat!
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Lord Dudley probably agrees.
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Our house came with a can crusher attached to a wall in the garage that looks like it hasn’t been used since the Reagan administration.
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Ha!
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That wine stopper could be modified and personalised and given as a gift to your drunkard friends, I mean wine connoiseurs etc. Give the company a photo of your connosieur friend for whom the gift is intended and they could reproduce their head with a giant mouth orifice that seals the bottle opening.
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The perfect stocking stuffer!
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His likeness has been stolen!!
Toothpaste cap? Seems like it would be more work attaching it….
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