I sent a small box of Christmas gifts to North Carolina through the US postal service to our granddaughter of the heart on Tuesday the 16th of December.
I paid extra for 3 day delivery to make sure it was delivered on Friday the 19th so the presents would be under her tree before Xmas.
Let’s follow said package’s tortuous journey through tracking, shall we?
*Please read from the bottom of the pictures to the top*
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16th – Package left my town.
18th – Arrived and departed Boston.
So far, so good.
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19th – Package is back in Maine.
Why? I have no idea.
20th – Package leaves Maine and arrives in New Hampshire…
Okay, at least it’s headed south again.
But later in the day it’s back in Maine again. What the…
What!
21rst – Package leaves Maine, for the third time.
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21rst – Package arrives in New Hampshire.
22nd – Package is in transit to next facility.
But in actuality it didn’t go anywhere.
23rd – Package leaves New Hampshire and arrives in Massachusetts.
Let’s recap.
Maine to Massachusetts to Maine to NH to Maine to NH …for 3 days where it apparently bounced in and out of the warehouse…to Massachusetts.
7 days and it never managed to leave New England. WTH?
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On Christmas Eve it finally arrived in the South. Probably this way…
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Though I don’t understand how it arrived in Fayetteville, left Fayetteville and arrived back in Fayetteville in the course of 28 minutes.
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Ten days after it left Maine, my (3 day delivery) box of gifts arrived at its destination.
Better late than never should be the new postal service’s motto.
Another year, another trove of utterly useless headlines.
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I admit I’m not up to date on trending fetishes, so I had to look this one up.
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Gooning” primarily refers to a prolonged, trance-like masturbation practice involving intense edging (bringing oneself to the edge of orgasm without climaxing) for extended periods, creating a “high” or hypnotic state, often linked to online subcultures.
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Talk about delayed gratification.
Geesh.
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And you thought the loaves and fishes thing was something.
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Religion.
It never fails to surprise me.
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Whaaaat?
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Wow.
There really is one born every minute.
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Apparently not.
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This seems perfectly appropriate to me.
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“Why ‘slop’?
“The flood of slop in 2025 included absurd videos, off-kilter advertising images, cheesy propaganda, fake news that looks pretty real, junky AI-written books, ‘workslop’ reports that waste coworkers’ time… and lots of talking cats,” according to the dictionary.
“People found it annoying, and people ate it up.”
Like it or loathe it, they argue, the digital sludge is hard to ignore.
“Slop oozes into everything,” Merriam-Webster said.”
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That sums it up nicely. Digital sludge.
Though I’m sure the talking cats disagree.
And now for my last useless snippet of the year.
I’m going to flip useless on its head and drop something that’s not only useful… but almost mandatory for the state of the world right now.
The one that had more damage than we anticipated when it was towed to the shop.
The one the insurance company totaled.
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My husband was not pleased, he loved that car.
And so began the Christmas nightmare.
First step? An insurance paid rental.
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They gave him a Volkswagen Atlas. I’d never heard of the model, but it was a full size SUV.
Plus side? The interior was extremely roomy with lots more space than we’re used to.
Down side? Annoying road noise from a 4 cylinder turbo that’s too small for the vehicle. The engine sounded like it was straining and you couldn’t pass a gas station because that thing had a thirst like a camel who just crossed the Sahara.
Humorous side? It had the smallest shifter I’d ever seen.
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I mean really, really small.
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It was basically a nub.
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I’ll spare you the blow by blow of a week’s worth of shopping for gently used replacement cars with my husband, aka Goldilocks. He wanted another BMW X series but none of them were quite right. Wrong year, wrong color, wrong options, wrong mileage. He was never satisfied…. and after test driving an even dozen of basically the same vehicle? I’d had enough.
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I found him this snazzy one…
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But he hated the seats. No, not the color… the shape.
It was then I pointed him in another direction.
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We’ve never owned an Audi…
But after test driving a few, my oh so picky husband was satisfied.
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Finding one that had comfortable seats, acceptable options, a smooth ride and had just been given new tires, battery and brakes, we had a winner. After fierce negotiation which resulted in a $2,000 price drop, an extra 1,250 mile warranty and of all things a $100 gift card to TJ Maxx/Marshalls…
You can’t use it, but you can laugh along with me reading it.
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Whaaaat?
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I will never look at a penguin the same way again.
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But…
But, they always seemed so sweet.
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Proof positive it’s always the last place you look.
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I figured it would be kale and was ready to rant, but oddly enough it turns out to be watercress. Does anyone even eat that anymore?
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I’ve never understood why people use online password managers … which can be hacked…to store their passwords. My password manager can’t be hacked as it’s a little black book with entries written by hand that I keep in my desk.
Heck, my husband doesn’t even know where it is.
That’s security.
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Perhaps.
But your perspective… or hers?
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