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More news.
All of it useless.
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Take that dog lovers!
Cats equal happiness.
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As hobbies go, I’m a bit puzzled.
But I can see the natural progression.
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I’m more interested in why someone tried to electrocute a pickle in the first place. Was their Netflix down…?
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Finally, an answer to the riddle of climate change.
Penguin poo.
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I don’t know about you, but I’ve had more than enough of Jeff Bezos and his ilk already.
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I’ll save you the trouble, it’s Amber Heard. Not that I care, just wanted to share what passes for news these days.
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Does that guy actually have humans who want to switch heads? I wonder if Bezos wants to put his head on an 18-yr-old’s body.
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Well, he’s already reworked his new wife’s face and body…
So, probably.
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I think she looked better before the tune-up.
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They all do…
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First they blamed cow farts. Now penguin poop. Anything to say it isn’t us.
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I expect birds flapping their wings too fast will be next…
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That guy in the purple shirt behind Amber seems to have noticed something unpleasant about her backside. We need alternate camera angles, please.
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Ha!
I’m afraid you’ll have to ask him.
Though he looks too shocked to have documented the anomaly.
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Love the climate change explanation!!!
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Well, Amber did have a supporting role in “Magic Mike XXL,” so the outfit kinda tracks.
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Was there an extra large? I must have missed that…
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Apparently.
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I will be sure to tell my cat-loving daughter about happiness and cats. I wish Jeff Bezos and his tech-lord friends would take a one-way trip to Mars.
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With Elon Musk.
On one of his exploding rockets…
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Okay, I found the Happiest Cities interesting and the Penguin one is a bit uh..sad. But, you’re right on the rest. Definitely useless.
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Interesting is too close to useful.
I’ll try to do better…
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Bezos is truly barf city! (Obviously I’m really feeling very erudite today!)
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When you’re right, you’re right.
No fancy words needed.
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