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Who, me?

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I was doing some paperwork at my desk the other day so of course His Lordship had to join me. After booting him off the desk three times he decided to jump on the printer and cause trouble.

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He’s good at that, but looks oh so innocent.

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Needless to say everything up there was knocked to the floor before long.

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Cats.

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Random rambling.

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Lord Dudley Mountcatten, caught mid -stalk.

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It’s been an unusually wet summer and while this time of year usually finds our lawn dry and crunchy, the grass is verdant green.

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Which shows off the rainbows to perfection.

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I don’t care if it tastes good, the can alone would make me try it.

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Work has resumed on the view busting greenhouses across the street.

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Can’t say I’m in a hurry for that to be erected.

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I could never make decent shadow figures when I was young, but I found this recently and wanted to share. The spider looks like a scorpion and the puppy resembles a hippo but they’re still better than I ever managed.

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Mr. Hawk is back and has discovered a power line perch.

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Whether that’s a very brave or very stupid dove has yet to be determined.

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Another rainbow.

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Getting to know.. and legalizing.. Pearl.

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Even though Pearl came with 30 day temporary tags, I registered her and got plates on day two.

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Maine is doing away with my favorite chickadee in a pine forest plate so I chose the loon on a lake this time around.

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Pearl is snazzy, with two tone leather and suede interior.

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Though the massive computer screen is taking a little getting used to.

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My ‘14 had a small screen, but this one is like a movie theater.

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So far I’m loving her.

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Next step?

Sell poor Ethel who’s feeling left out in the background.

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He’s not happy unless he has a project. Or two…

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Remember when I told you about the husband putting his new (old as dirt) treasure in the shed?

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Besides being a tight fit and hard to maneuver, there’s no room for his beloved zero turn lawn tractor …. so a few days after he bought the treasure?

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Construction began.

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Yup.

Another project is underway at Casa River.

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Shingles have been stripped…

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And framing has begun for a shed extension.

You know, like the one he tore down a few years ago.

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Sigh…

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Say hello to Pearl.

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Of course we had to have a torrential downpour when the scheduled pick up day for my new car arrived.

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Flash flooding, road washouts.

It was raining so hard we had to go over all Pearl’s nifty features under cover in the service department.

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When we got to the engine, I zoned out. As long as it starts and runs, I’m good.

This particular dealership is family owned and adds a few extra bennies when you purchase from them.

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So after signing the papers and writing a whopping check, she was mine.

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Pearl!

She drives like a dream and is chock full of fancy tech it will take me months to learn.

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These were the instruction booklets in the glove box.

Yikes!

On top of that she comes with Starlink which the dealer activated.

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Which reminded me of my first oil change appointment next year.

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We never have work done on our cars at the dealerships because they’re ridiculously expensive, but kudos to them for trying.

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News you can’t use.

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Because you need your weekly fix of nonsense news.

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If your penis can lift barbells? I don’t want to know about it…

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Or not.

I’m going with not.

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I am a menopausal woman of a certain age, and while I don’t yet resemble Lord Dudley Mountcatten on the whisker front… I will admit to fighting one stubborn hair that has no business on my chin.

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I only have one question, but it’s the most important.

Does the cow enjoy it?

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I’m not at all conflicted.

They’re awful.

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Half price nursery sales are the best.

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Installing hanging plant brackets on the new porch posts only meant one thing…

I had to shop for hanging plants.

Which isn’t easy this time of year as decorations turn toward fall. I searched high and low and only found one nursery that had anything pretty left.

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But these half price dragon wing begonias fit the bill nicely.

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Now it’s looking like a porch I can be proud of.

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Even if it’s not quite finished…

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The feline jury is still out.

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Lord Dudley Mountcatten has been tentatively exploring the new arrivals in the den.

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And looks at me like, what gives?

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Each piece must be thoroughly tested…

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And if this face doesn’t scream displeasure I’ll eat my hat.

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Complaints are loud and frequent.

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After a few days, His Lordship has given his approval to one piece and one piece only…

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The ottoman can stay.

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A railly good time.

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The third railing section was done…

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And though it was the smallest, the last section proved the most difficult as well.

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There was some considerable sputtering during its attachment to the stone, so I kept my distance until completion.

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Voila! (which spell check always changes to viola)

Railings are done.

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And though it took me over an hour to convince my husband he had to rehang my plant brackets…

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He shimmied into the small space and did just that.

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A little more tinkering with the electrical outlet…

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And we’ve reached the point where there’s no more to do until the new front door arrives.

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So now we wait…

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