My husband recently had a birthday.

 

 

Yes.

I’m that kind of wife as well, but I digress.

Along with some very nice, serious gifts…

I ordered him something from Amazon.

 

 

The box it came in was rather disappointing.

But nothing could dampen the sheer joy I felt at giving him….

A rock.

 

 

 

Yes, Cindy.

I did.

I bought him a rock…

 

 

A rock!

Or rather, a solid metal rock replica.

 

 

Because after our recent vacation in Arizona, and all the amazing rocks we saw out there… ( did I tell you about that? I seem to remember some subtle mentioning of rocks) …. I had to present my beloved with his very own rock (replica).

And may I just say?

Bravo Amazon.

 

 

 

I don’t know what kind of algorithm you’re running, but as I was searching the mystery/thriller book section?

You recommended a rock.

Talk about knowing your audience.

 

 

And so am I.

I never knew Jeff Bezos had time to read my blog.