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To be honest, I’d be disappointed if you could.
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Trivial enough for you?
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I hate when that happens.
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I’m at the age when even pink walks won’t help.
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I’m sure her child will be thrilled to read that article when he/she grows up.
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I don’t care for cruises and there’s more than one reason why, but a boat full of naked passengers is at the top of the list.
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It may be a new year, but the news is still ridiculous.
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I think my husband does this as well. Though not on purpose…
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For the love of all that’s holy… why?
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Do not doubt the existence of this malady.
It exists.
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Clearly my mental image of a unicorn…
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Doesn’t fit this scenario.
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The next section of this wild and weirdly wonderful book covers the uncomfortable topic of … how shall I put it? Storage space.
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A workable alternative?
Not for me!
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‘Hooped’ means rectally imported.
I live to educate.
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I will never look at a bicycle tire pump the same way again.
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Okay ladies, raise your hands. How many of you orgasmed during childbirth?
I don’t have children, so tell me… is that really a thing? All the birth videos I’ve seen show women screaming, but it sure doesn’t look like it’s with pleasure.
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The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896? Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
No?
I did, because….
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Did you know…. Each year, Americans spend more on cat food than baby food?
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Judging by the way Dudley devours his, I’m not at all surprised.
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The phrase ‘son of a gun’ derives from the days when women were allowed to live on naval ships. Their children were born behind a screen, often near the mid ship gun. If paternity was in doubt, the child was registered in the log as the “son of a gun’.
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Did you know…. Salvador Dali once arrived at an art exhibition in a limousine filled with turnips?
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Did you know…. Ostriches beat the heat by urinating on their legs? It evaporates like sweat.
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Proof positive there’s a YouTube video for everything. Even though sometimes you wish there wasn’t.
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