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You know you want to.
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I’m currently kicked back on the couch with a good book and a cup of tea. I’m lazy and have no plans to move for the next hour…. so I’m going with sloth.
How about you?
Animal emoji your mood.
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You know you want to.
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🦥
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I’m currently kicked back on the couch with a good book and a cup of tea. I’m lazy and have no plans to move for the next hour…. so I’m going with sloth.
How about you?
Animal emoji your mood.
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It won’t hurt. I promise…
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Since I’m currently not working, I’ll use my last job.
Can you guess what I did?
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And now you.
Emoji your profession so we can guess.
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Since reaching the advanced age of 58, there are times I find myself woefully out of touch.
I don’t know many of the new artists on the charts and I’m sure I don’t have any of the hip new trends in my closet.
So it shouldn’t come as any surprise that I was also blissfully unaware which emojis are being used in the drug trade these days.
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The red maple leaf is the universal symbol for drugs. Has anyone told Canada?
While the money bags make sense for a dealer, and the 🍪 for large batch is cute in a disturbing kind of way…
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Someone needs to explain to me why Percocet and oxycodone rate a banana. Because at my advanced age bananas mean fiber and extra potassium… and I can’t see anyone getting high on that.
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Because my knee still hurts and I’m bored.
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Mine are as follows:
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It shouldn’t surprise anyone that martini holds the top spot, with eye roll right behind.
That’s where I live.
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