It’s time to take a look at the riveting happenings posted on my town’s FB page again.

 

 

 

There are the usual missing critter reports.

 

 

 

 

Though pigs have taken a back seat to birds this week.

 

 

 

 

Snakes are actively being sought.

 

 

 

 

As are nuts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Note to male readers – I do not support the crushing of nuts between your legs. No letters, please.*

Artful pumpkins are being carved…

 

 

 

And grapes are plentiful.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Syrup is available.

 

 

As are extremely round sheep.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then there’s the woman who wants everyone to watch a program about garbage.

 

 

Garbage…

 

 

 

You’re doing it wrong.