I was sitting in the living room reading when movement caught my eye.

On closer inspection:

Knowing this was not going to end well, I went outside to chase the little red bastard investigate.

Momma squirrel was back.

When she saw me, she ran.

And I thought, there.
That was easy.

But she wasn’t running because I’d scared her.
No.

She was just looking for a place to stash the apple chunk she’d stolen from the deer.

I found this piece, and 4 others in various nooks and crannies of the table and chairs.
The next morning? 3 more pieces.
So now, everyday when I go outside?

I have to pull half eaten apple pieces out of our patio furniture before the ants descend.
Good times.

I hate that squirrel!