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News you can’t use.

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Far be it for me to blog about something useful. I wouldn’t want to break my trend…

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Finally! An acceptable use for artificial intelligence.

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You go girl.

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This will be me. Seriously, I take photos of videos of everything else… why not death?

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Times are tough, even in Hollywood.

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$248,000 a month for three teenage kids? That sounds about right.

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Well color me surprised.

Not.

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What’s all the fuss about?

 

I heard some Hellacious  (Yes, that’s a word. At least in Maine.) chattering the other afternoon.

 

 

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Looked out back…

 

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And saw momma red squirrel perched on the plant hanger.

 

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She was flicking her tail and screeching like a Hollywood starlet who ran out of Botox.

 

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She screeched so hard a seed fell out of her mouth.

 

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It only took me a minute to figure out why.

 

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The other visitor.

 

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No worries readers, momma escaped unharmed.