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Far be it for me to blog about something useful. I wouldn’t want to break my trend…
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Finally! An acceptable use for artificial intelligence.
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You go girl.
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This will be me. Seriously, I take photos of videos of everything else… why not death?
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Times are tough, even in Hollywood.
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$248,000 a month for three teenage kids? That sounds about right.
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Well color me surprised.
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I heard some Hellacious (Yes, that’s a word. At least in Maine.) chattering the other afternoon.

Looked out back…

And saw momma red squirrel perched on the plant hanger.

She was flicking her tail and screeching like a Hollywood starlet who ran out of Botox.

She screeched so hard a seed fell out of her mouth.

It only took me a minute to figure out why.

The other visitor.

No worries readers, momma escaped unharmed.
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