No, that isn’t news.

I’m an avid reader and am probably personally responsible for Jeff Bezos’s ranking on the Fortune 500.

 

 

But this book was special.

 

 

As you may know, I have a fondness for chickens.

It started years ago when our farming neighbor moved in across the street and asked us to baby chicken sit.

Matter of fact, here’s a picture of the husband trying to speak to those first chickens.

 

 

As you can see, it didn’t go well. The chickens weren’t paying attention.

Were his conversational skills severely lacking…

Or did he just not speak their language?

The chickens might have been saying all kinds of fascinating things!

 

 

Or not.

The point is we didn’t know.

And as the flocks grew larger…

 

 

We made friends…

 

 

But the language barrier was problematic.

My pathetic attempts at cooing were for naught.

 

 

Clearly the birds had something to say.

Possibly deep, philosophical things….

 

 

But we couldn’t decipher it.

Until now.

 

 

So join me on the journey.

 

 

And we’ll explore these topics.

 

 

Admit it.

There have been times you’ve wanted to chat up a chicken too.

 

 

It will be fun…