Before we found our current house, I went on what I lovingly refer to as the “Homes From Hell Tour” with my real estate agent. It was a seller’s market back in 2002 and they were selling some crazy sh*t.

We found a bedroom floor with a large hole in the center. It was a crater, you could see 2 stories down…. we found a trampoline in a living room with bumper pads on the walls and ceiling…. and we found a room entrance completely covered with blue tarps and duct tape. Apparently you only got to see what was in there if you purchased the place.

So yes, these crazy realtor photos make me laugh.

 

 

Curtains.

You’re doing it wrong.

 

 

When you’re bound and determined to make use of every last inch of space.

 

 

Good luck finding a bath mat to fit there.

 

 

I’m speechless.

And that doesn’t happen very often…

 

 

Good to know.

 

 

If you really, really, really want to live by the ocean… but can’t afford it.

 

 

And finally..

When you can’t afford wallpaper, but grandma has some spare rugs in her attic.