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I’ve started the process.

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As you know…. the pain from my five year old knee injury ( deep root radial meniscal tear and ACL damage) has reached the point of no return and I’m finally incapacitated enough to do something about it.

Which is why I was waiting here the other day.

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My health care center moved into larger and more elaborate digs a few years ago and the waiting rooms are quite pleasant now.

Soothing colors, lots of natural light filtered in from the open concept ceiling and a veritable house plant jungle in the center.

Doctors are separated into wings with easy to find Maine related designations.

There was Chickadee and Evergreen and Anchor … and this one, which was a little puzzling.

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We have black bear in Maine, but no polar.

Anyhoo…

Before long I was taken back to meet with a primary physician to start the process. I need an orthopedist but can’t see one until I’m referred.

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After I explained my injury and pinpointed my current pain level (a steady 7), the doctor decided that wasn’t high enough and proceeded to poke, prod, push, pull, twist and torque my knee six ways to Sunday which left me gasping and crying uncle.

Diagnosis?

I need an orthopedist.

She said she heard some impressive clicking and crunching… bone on bone, said my muscle structure was probably compromised and not supporting the joint and I might have some bursitis as well. Yay me.

When I said I’d like to have an MRI to assess the damage she told me I’d have to wait for the orthopedist to order imaging… but pulled up my old one from five years ago.

Her response upon viewing?

“Eewww.”

That can’t be good.

So now I wait for the orthopedist to call with an appointment. I requested a man who was recommended by almost everyone I asked. The hands down winner when I posted a query on our local FB page. A doctor with the highest peer reviewed ratings. Tufts and Dartmouth educated. Even my pain inflicting primary said that’s who she’d pick.

There’s some question about him accepting our insurance as it’s not a type listed on his website, but my fingers are crossed he will.

I really don’t have a second choice.

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Nominations snominations.

 

My slightly twisted, but delightfully so, friend  Masercot  has just nominated me for this:

 

award

 

For which I will be  sticking pins in a doll of his likeness and waiting for parts of him to drop off  eternally grateful.

You know the drill, I have to answer questions.

Thankfully… because he’s twisted, this won’t be the hardship it normally is.

Let’s begin.

If you could choose any historical figure to hold your hair out of the toilet while you drunkenly vomit at a party, who would it be and why?

I’m going to have to go with Lord Byron. The man drank his liquor out of a cup made from a human skull. You have to admire that kind of commitment.

If you HAD to own a pet and it couldn’t be a dog or a cat, to what country would you flee  to escape such a fascist regime. Remember that “Canada” is not an acceptable answer.

Australia…. where my dream pet wombats roam free.

What is your favorite, currently active, credit card number?

Nice try. But you know my only form of currency is tequila. If I can’t buy it with a perfectly mixed margarita? I don’t need it.

You’ve been told you will be allowed to join Trump’s Space Force if you sleep with a Marx Brother and Zeppo is not available. Which do you sleep with and why?

Can’t we just jettison Trump into space and call it good?

If you had to recommend an illegal drug to the youth of America, which drug would it be and how?

Blogging. It’s horribly addicting…. but so satisfying.

Do you think pound cake is overrated?

Only if it weighs 14 ounces.

Do you like Aquaman’s new look or do you prefer the blonde hair and tights?

I actually sat through the entire new Aquaman movie. Sober. Need I say more?

 

In keeping with tradition (and not because I want to force my friends to share the misery that are these never ending awards)  I shall post the rules.

Display the award logo
Thank the blogger who nominated you and post a link to their blog
Answer the questions of the one who nominated you
Nominate some bloggers
Ask them seven questions

 

I will now gleefully nominate:

James  because I had to sit through an entire months worth of Star Wars posts and he owes me.

liveandletthai  since he’s always whining not enough people read his blog and just discovered he can make alcohol from dried hibiscus blossoms. You never know when that will come in handy.

clevergirlwrites  she’s clever, and a girl. We need to stick together.

Boo  because we’ve been blog friends a long time and I like to harass her long distance.

swingedcat  he makes me laugh and posts bison photos. Friends like that are harder to find than you think.

 

My questions:

Would any of you be willing to let a slightly pissed off red squirrel and her children rent a room? The sooner the better, I’m getting hateful looks.

If you could change one thing about your spouse/partner/significant other/blow up girlfriend what would it be, and why?

Can you talk me into eating kale in 50 words or less? I know you can’t, but it will be fun to see you try.

You win an all expense paid trip for two to Antarctica, do you bring a Kardashian or Caitlyn Jenner?

By some strange twist of fate, you’re elected President of the United States in 2020. What’s your first executive order?

And finally, if you’ve made it this far…. why do bloggers feel compelled to keep this award thing going when none of us really like them?

Wait…. what!

You mean I didn’t have to?

Sure, now you tell me.