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Dead or alive ?

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I was walking down the personal care aisle at Market Basket the other day looking for bar soap.

Scanning the shelves, my eye caught this –

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Oddly enough I read this as dead sea mud.

As in the sea mud was dead… versus alive.

For a split second I thought, how strange. Why would I want to bathe in anything dead?

🤣

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My name is River.. and I’m a soap addict.

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After cleaning and organizing our master bath closet the other day, I turned my attention to the the spare bathroom. I don’t know about you, but in our house that’s where everything we don’t know what else to do with lands. I pulled vases, and candle sticks, and pitchers, a footed glass bowl and yes, even a crock pot out of there.

What that left me with was this…

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And by this I mean 10 bottles of Mrs. Meyers soap.

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Yes 10.

As well as 11 more bars of soap… to go with the 15 I’d found the other day.

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I haven’t yet decided if we’re extremely clean or extremely dirty. But if it’s the latter?

God damn it, we’re ready.

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A bonus find was 3 bottles of Jo Malone perfume.

Proof positive it pays to clean.

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Beer run!

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Are we the only people who wait for a wind driven snow to make an hour long trip to the nearest military exchange to buy beer?

Probably.

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But look! They sell beer soap too.

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As well as this evil spirit I discovered when we lived down south.

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Purple Passion was my neighbor’s favorite and when I drank 5 or 6 of them because they tasted like Kool Aid? I was sorry.

Very, very sorry.

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Beer shopping with my husband sometimes gets out of hand.

7 six packs and a case of hard cider later?

He came home with a little something extra for the barn.

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*Gulp*

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