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The internet is a funny, if not slightly creepy, place.

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I was happily cruising Facebook one afternoon, agreeing with sentiments like this:

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Hard to argue with that, eh?

When I stopped to laugh and comment on a friend’s post.

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Now wouldn’t that be a hoot? Screw your kale… pinecones are the real secret to longevity.

I didn’t think anything of it, until an hour later when I picked up my phone and checked my Apple News feed to find this –

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Coincidence?

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Or is the ghost of Steve Jobs tracking my activity?

You be the judge.

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Because I have too much time on my hands this afternoon.

 

If you have predictive text on your cell phone, grab it and let’s play.

Remember The Princess Bride movie?

No, I don’t either. But apparently there’s a quotable line from the film that goes like this….

 

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So a Facebook friend of mine tagged me to play the 2020 version.

Start texting My name is…..

You killed my….

Prepare to….

And let predictive text do the rest.

 

My results:

My name is not the big barn.  ( seriously, that’s what I got! )

You killed my husband and he didn’t even know.  ( it’s true he’s not very observant, but still. )

Prepare to be a little more than the kale.  ( I seriously hope I’m a lot more than that foul weed. )

Not kidding, that’s what it said.

 

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Apparently my iPhone is freakishly tuned in to my life.

Which if I stopped laughing, might make me a little worried.

 

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