Saturday night found us at our friend’s house… she of the annual weirdo Xmas tree.
By the time we arrived, this year’s forest had sprouted a cat.
There was a small Seussian tree in the dining room…
And shrub Santas by her back door.
The Santas made me smile..
The chipped paint on the steps made me twitch. (Yes, I literally twitched. The husband had to ask if I was alright.) **Note to self – buy friend a gallon of paint for her birthday next month**
We drank, had dinner, drank, and exchanged gifts a week late.
Naturally, the exchange made us laugh.
One of my gifts to her is on the left. A crazy lace agate pendant…
One of her gifts to me? On the right….. a crazy lace agate pendant.
This is what happens when you know your friends too well.
And if that wasn’t bad enough?
I gave her husband the new Game of Thrones book…..
Which she then gave to me.
(This was probably funnier after the 3 margaritas and 1 raspberry martini I had, but you get the idea.)
And then….
Then my husband opened one of his gifts.
And I almost fell off the chair.
Remember my recent blog about poop products?
Oh, yes…
We are now the envy of our neighbors and have a Hovering Poop drone of our very own.
Don’t be jealous.
You know there will be a blog totally devoted to this very soon, and I will share the joy.
Because really.
How can I not?
River's world..... 
I note that the Hovering Poop “Stays in orbit for extended periods!” — not unlike our planet, whose leaders are full of s**t and are always dumping on us. Seems like the perfect toy for the boy wonder, Donald Trump!
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Please don’t tell him about it. We don’t need weaponized hovering poop patrolling our borders!
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One can’t have too many hoverin’ turds …
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One may be enough… but you could be right. Let me do a test run and get back to you.
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Oh wow, you guys do know each other very well, lol. That I too funny, my and one of my friends give each other wine every year, I mean how can you go wrong with freaking wine? Happy New Year! 🥳🥂😎🎂
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You can’t go wrong.. the more wine the merrier!
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OMG!!!! The exact, same gifts….Wow!!! You guys are the same people….Get out and make some new, diverse friends. 😂
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You know it’s time for new friends when….
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Love the camouflaged cat!
And the twin presents ~> too funny!
Happy New Year!
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Right back at ya!
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The chipped paint wouldn’t faze me and my “just let everything fall apart, who cares” style… though I would question why someone who puts so much obvious care and attention to detail into her decorations wouldn’t do the same with the rest of the home. It’s kind of like waxing a car to a showroom shine but doing nothing about the rusty muffler dragging underneath it…
Flying poop drones…. just no. Those are crazy UFO sighting stories waiting to happen.
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Chipped paint always makes me twitch, I truly can’t stand it!
As for the UFO sightings…. brilliant idea. I’ll start flying that little thing all over the neighborhood and wait for the hysteria to set in.
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I have a friend like that, too! We sometimes turn up in the same clothes, wearing the same shoes, carrying the same bag, reading the same book. We’d tell you we look nothing alike, but people always think we’re sisters. *shrugs*
The pendants are lovely. The trees are funky good. I LIKE the peeling paint on the front porch. I LIKE it. Homey.
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The fact that you like it also makes me twitch!
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There, there, I’ll make you another mimosa.
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You’re my hero.
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