I have to admit, WordPress’s spam catcher is pretty effective.
Although, come on….
They could have let that through.
So it never ceases to amaze me how many people and companies keep trying. I mean, yes… practice makes perfect. And kudos to them for their tenacity, but today I had 33 spam messages trapped.
33.
6 of them from the pretty guinea pig.
Buy Amoxil 500mg Amoxicillin http://theprettyguineapig.com/amoxicillin/
Who clearly thinks I need an antibiotic.
Damn…
That’s a disturbing thought.
Then there’s this cryptic example.
Research – good research is significant to buying
a reliable dress. With the drive comes the need of creation. It is unachievable
to “make” others happy, in but the. That is, as long as you follow that will. http://pro-social.ru/bitrix/redirect.php?event1=&event2=&event3=&goto=http://aidanharris.com/__media__/js/netsoltrademark.php%3Fd=cuci.today
While I agree buying the right dress may require a little extra effort…
They lost me with “It is unachievable
to “make” others happy, in but the. That is, as long as you follow that will.”
Maybe making others happy in the but is achievable.
Don’t scoff, everyone needs a life goal.
I was a little disappointed to see this flagged as Spam –
Your site has exceptional content. I bookmarked the site
Because hey –
This one surprised me –
It is often a fast-paced, high-risk trading option that potentially
gives substantial returns. This mentality will
absolutely move you killed.
Taylor Swift wants to kill me if I move?
Yeah, well… bite me Taylor.
You can’t keep a boyfriend and I’ve been married 35 years. Hope your Grammys keep you warm at night.
Then there are the never ending, non stop online casino ads.
These spammers are dedicated. Once they find you? They don’t let go…. but that’s okay. Because yes, they do make me laugh.
Texas hold em poker has slip on huge around turmoil.
Texas has huge slip ons?
That’s just wrong.
“…this is nonetheless not preferable to gamble by having an above exhausted head.”
Agreed.
I hate having an above exhausted head.
..”When asked for advice, the nice I could offer was for him to continue
playing Gin using wife.”
I’m no marriage expert, but the only type of gin I want my husband to be playing with is this:
And finally…
…“Did the enemy team get Baron due to the fact nobody on the own group warded this?
Did an enemy stroll into five of yourself and pass on? Every tiny mistake needs for famous to create certain you can study.
To fail to Do that a lot of.”
Yes, the enemy team got Baron Trump, because really… who wants to deal with that dad on the sidelines?
I don’t remember the enemy strolling in and passing on. Let me ask my 4 other personalities and get back to you.
But…. help me out here. What does every tiny mistake need?
Even I can’t unpack that one.
River's world..... 
I like to read my Spam. In some ways those who write it honor me more than those people who never bother to comment on any of my posts. At least the spammers care about me and show it. 🙄
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Exactly. Their effusive praise is so much more satisfying that an average drive by “like”. They show some effort…
😉
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🙂 I also enjoy going through my spam. Someone is always trying to sell me ridiculous things.
However, I do find the occasional comment from a fellow blogger that is not spam (It appears as though Akismet can be a bit overzealous at times).
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Agreed, which is why I check the spam folder regularly. I’ve been caught in enough junk mail nets to know it happens now and then. My comments may be frivolous, but not that frivolous!
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Where can I buy those slip-on cowboy boots? Asking for a friend….
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I’m sure I don’t know. Tell your friend they’ll make his feet sweat, no one needs that.
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His feet sweat anyway…that’s what he (or she) tells me, anyway!
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Oh, just admit it. You have a formal event on the horizon and want to wear them….
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I asked him/her if they wanted them for a formal event but he/she says they just want to wear them around the house and take selfies of themselves. I’m just passing on the message
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Foot selfies? Please tell him/her that’s definitely something we/I don’t need to see…
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He/she says the selfies would only be for personal use (and one or two specialist websites)
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Happy to dodge that bullet…
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The more I delete, the less I get. Have not had any Spam in weeks now.
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Oh, I delete all the time…. they just keep coming!
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Give it time. They will slow down.
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But… but…
I’m not sure I want them to!
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Good blog fodder……..?
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Everything in my life is blog fodder….
So, yes.
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LOL!
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there was a massive gin craze in England at one time – Nobody knew what it was, so they drank it like beer. Everybody went mad. Those were the days. You may have fit right in…
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A day late and a pint short.
Story of my life…
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They come in waves, don’t they? I have mine set to where comments are closed after 20 or 30 days or something like that, because it seems like they go for the older posts.
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I’ve only been here since the end of last summer so I’m not sure if any of my posts are old enough! It really doesn’t bother me, they’re worth a laugh.
😉
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You at least get interesting spam–I get the old stuff–send me a thousand dollars and I’ll give you a million—I’m lonely–I’ll give you 60 million dollars if you will bring me to your home—you know—that old stuff!
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I have guinea pigs who think I need antibiotics. Be glad someone is willing to pay 60 million for your company!
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