Every once in a while I go shopping, see something…
And say whaaaaat?
Like this strange product I spotted at T.J.Maxx.
Do they set the mood for the intimate dinner parties I hold inside my head?
Or is it a new way to light someone’s cigarette?
When the hot wax drips onto my face and burns away my eyebrows…
Or when the flame catches my hairspray on fire and I spontaneously combust?
I posted this ridiculous product on my FB page and immediately had 2 friends commented that they’d tried it.
(Note to self – re-examine criteria for picking friends)
One said she had it done at a spa. (Pay money for someone to light a candle and stick it in my ear? Not happening.)
The other said it has health benefits and it removed his ear wax. ( I researched this and there is no medical evidence to support the claim)
(It should also be noted this guy smokes a little weed)
(Okay, a lot of weed.)
This is how it supposedly works.
“… patient might hear sizzling noise” ?
That’s either the sound of your brain frying….. or P.T. Barnum’s ghost dancing a jig in your ear canal.
I’m all for alternate remedies that don’t line the pocket of big pharma, but sorry.
The only way a flame is getting that near my face is if someone lights my Sambuca.