As promised.
Yes, we’re really doing this.
Chapter 1.
Having had many one sided chicken conversations, I was looking forward to this.
Chicken cheerleaders…
Who knew?
Apparently Animal Planet, who features them in the annual Puppy Bowl.
Though they do need to work on their pom pom skills a bit.
And here I thought the only variety of peeps worth noting came at Easter.
Tidbitting?
I love learning new words.
While I’ve had various roosters chase me over the years, I never once thought to challenge them to a dance off.
But clearly, they’ve got moves.
So it’s official… my spirit animal is a chicken.
I love to sunbathe as well.
*Note to self – do not Google sunbathing chicken or you will find one on the menu of a restaurant in Japan, complete with dipping sauce and white bread beach chair.*
This is educational stuff!
So the next time you hear a chicken say Buh-dup?
I expect you to politely return the greeting…. with a silent prayer of thanks to me for the translation.
Why yes.
Yes, I am.
River's world..... 
I speak just enough chicken to get my face slapped… or pecked…
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Stay tuned. I may be able to remedy that…
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My worry level for you just sky rocketed….
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No worries, it’s all good.
Don’t fear the chicken….
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OK, but what about the ChickenLady?
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She’s harmless.
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uh huh
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Most days…
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Are you feeling ok? I’m worried about you…
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No need.
Just an average day and a girl sharing some useful knowledge.
When you meet a chatty Thia chicken? You’ll thank me.
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This is the perfect post. I can’t wait to practice these skills the next time I chance to meet a chicken.
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Thank you.
I like to think of it as my chicken PSA… spreading the word. So to speak.
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The line up cracked me up ~> “this is bullshit!” 😀
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It’s hard to blend in with Peeps….
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These memes are hilarious. The deejay chicken and the one sunning himself/herself has me laughing out loud on the elliptical.
Btw, I took your advice and unfollowed then followed you again and boom you were in my email inbox this morning. The smart chickenlady has done it again. 😉
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Not sure what happened there, but I’ve noticed other people who used to follow me suddenly pop up as following me again so it must be a thing.
I wish chicken DJ’s were a thing.
😉
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Very cute educational material is very cute! Nice share 🙂
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Cute and informative. You can’t go wrong..
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You are so busy talking to your chickens you don’t talk to Fred!!
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The chickens are far better conversationalists…
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Friends raised chickens. They talked to them. I didn’t think it was odd but maybe I should have?
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It’s not odd at all. We talk to our dogs, we talk to our cats, we talk to our kids. Why wouldn’t we talk to our chickens?
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