Why is it that….
Every time you’re in a rush to get out the door?
Great Aunt Trudy will call and want to regale you with detailed stories of her piles.
If I didn’t want to hear about them the last 3 times we spoke? Chances are I really don’t want to hear about them when I’m 10 minutes late for an appointment.

Why is it that…
Every time I cut my hand in the kitchen?
I’m in danger of bleeding out because I can’t get the damned Bandaid package open with one hand.
Seriously, WTH?

Why is it that…
Even though I’m a font of useless knowledge, I let my friends down last week when I couldn’t come up with the winning answer in a trivia game tie breaker at my local bar?

But, come on.
Did you know that the original name for the Google search engine was…
BackRub?
No… I didn’t think so.

Why is it that…
Every time I take the time to wash and wax my car?
It either rains, or a flock of pigeons who’ve just eaten at Chipolte follow me home.

Why is it that….
Every time I think I have absolutely nothing to blog about?
I always manage to come up with something ridiculous.

You’re welcome.
those hands look like they did more than just cook up the kitchen story
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I didn’t mention what I was cooking.
Or who….
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alibi :O
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Maybe bandaid access was Lady McBeth’s problem…
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I wouldn’t doubt it. Those things will be the death of me one day…
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Very good questions. I skip bandaids and go straight for gauze packets. Easier to tear open in a hurry 🙂
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True, but then you have to deal with tape one handed… it’s a no win situation.
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Murphy’s Law in the most hilarious ways! I feel you on the freshly washed car though… it enrages me so much that I just don’t wash the outside of my car anymore. Lol, I’ll show you Murph!
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I keep washing mine. Hope springs eternal…
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Damned those pigeons and why does Chipotle allow them to purchase anything? Do they go through the drive through? Ugh, that’s exactly what happened this weekend, car washed, pigeons pooped, bb-gun taken out……….oh ahem…. so I love that Llama meme, lol.
It’s like Pppffftttt Llama don’t care, see ya!
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Llamas have attitude.
I like llamas…
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Why is it when I sit down to read your posts, I suddenly need to pee?
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I’m sure I have no idea….
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I laugh too hard so I pee a little . Thanks for that. Now I know I’m getting older. LOL!!
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Oh.
Well that’s alright then…
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::::blink, blink:::::
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I think you have something in your eye…
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……………….it’s my FINGER again! dammit!
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So it might be a worthy blog topic if I wrote about my piles? Thanks Great Aunt Trudy for the idea!
I’ve been hanging around trivia people for years and was unaware of that Google fact. I don’t think anyone wants to BackRub for stuff on the internet…
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I’m begging you… no pile posts.
And yeah, asking for a back rub online could go wrong very quickly…
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“Great Aunt Trudy will call ” why do you answer the phone when you may be late for an appointment???
“Every time I cut my hand in the kitchen?” Mmmmm–ever hear about being CAREFUL in the kitchen (and don’t drink Margaritas AND use knives!!)
Should I go on???
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I am careful… my hands are not.
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Indeed, why aren’t hemorrhoids called asteroids? Makes perfect sense to me. If I ever get them (never!!!!), that’s how I’ll be referring to them. Heheehee! Mona
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We should all refer to them that way from now on….
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Only because you said, not to:
Haemorrhoids and Asteroids, so many of them? You could say there are piles of them. (translation: In Oz piles = many)
Haemorrhoids and Asteroids, same really. Both circle Uranus.
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I’m groaning here…
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Thankfully, WDS beat me to the pun(ch).
Well, not really. Mine are usually worse (see above).
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Why is it that every time I think I’m not going to enjoy your post I actually do and they always makes me chuckle – weird, that.
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Not… Enjoy… My… Post?
Please explain this absurd notion.
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It’s a huge compliment – I enjoy the silliness 🤔
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Okay. Good to know…
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